If you hate them that much, why aren’t you using water walking potions?
In fact, you should start getting used to them now, because after 8.2 drops, you’re gonna need them.
Why? Because you’re gonna get dismounted so hard so often that you’ll give up water walking mount equipment as fast as possible, and replace it with no-daze.
So instead of ALL your mounts having water walking, or SOME. You’ll have NONE.