Blizzard have released the roadmap for War Within.
This reminds me that we, the global elite, will be getting access to the game only 4 days ahead of the disgusting, undignified, unwashed masses.
While I will argue, cogently and correctly, that the poors should be restricted from joining us in the gilded halls of Elysium indefinitely, it is simply not the case. Choosing wisely not to waste one of my Personal Assistants’ efforts fighting a battle they won’t win, I’ve saddled them with an alternative task.
How will we continue to differentiate between the smelly, uncouth, ill-mannered ghouls and those of us with true value, come the days of September?
In Diablo 4 the Wings of Inarius allow me to vet other players, ensuring that I only associate with other men and women of virtue. I fear that Squally, the Storm Hatchling, will not catch on as an easy signal.
I would like to propose an alternative.
All poors have their characters race-changed to Mechagnomes.
That way I no longer have to discriminate against two groups of players, and can instead easily categorise all aberrant, feral, backward monsters and peasants in one fell swoop.
Please do not bother commenting unless you’re at least “comfortable”, as it were.
