Oh snap it made a part 3! GASP
(follows the pathway, bumping into rocks and things along the way)
whatever theyâre doing in that barn that they need me for, i hope i can be helpfulâŠ
(Soon you start to hear some really cool music. Unlike you have ever heard before.)
fascinating⊠fascinatingâŠ
(rubs his chin, stroking along his beard and facial tentacles as he gets closer and closer to the barn, seeing it just over the hill)
/drags in a dead drake into the kitchen
(As you approach the door, you see inside. It is full of dancing, flashing lights and glow sticks. All moving to the music.)
wow. thatâs⊠not quite what i was expecting in there⊠i was expecting various draenei of all kinds hooked up to machines, and being pumped for⊠whatever it is theyâre attempting to gain at this farmâŠ
(hesitantly puts a hoof in the doorway, looking about cautiously)
âYou didnât say WHICH Barn you wanted to visit.â
/grin
wait⊠thereâs more than one barn???
âI did say there are many.â
oh. then i wasânt paying attention. well, if you need to pump⊠whatever it is you need to pump out of us draenei, i volunteer! âŠthough, i canât promise quality, what with all the fel in my blood.
âŠthatâs what your trying to pump out of us, right? blood?
âYou donât want that. Trust me.â
Bread is the mistress of many barns. Donât tell the treacherous Aimee their secret locations.
/continues dragging in random weird monsters into the kitchen, this time being a giant spore walker from outlands
what, to volunteer myself, so some other poor draenei doesânt have to suffer having their essence pumped out of them? yes. yes i do. i need to redeem myself in the eyes of my people somehow, and darn-it, if i have to be drained of⊠whatever, iâll gladly be drained!
and by essence i mean whatever it is youâd be taking out of me.
Hawkens famous Drake Bake ?
So that would make you a drainei?
âSo you want to be turned into a Living Blood Bank? Only good for producing Blood the rest of your life?â
makin dragon fire chili!
along with other dishes.
well no, but if i could do it on occasion to help, i would.
(man, i probably shouldânt be roleplaying my character on the forums like this)