Agreed.
Stares pointedly at the Ogres
We’re in agreement, then. Racism against ogres is fine.
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You actually got a genuine chuckle out of me for that one.
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I have conflicting feelings on the hop into other faction bodies for the retelling portion of each raid. Like, it does a good job at showing biased retellings, dialogue is different depending on blue or red, but also the gameplay of ME killing Rastakhan on a Zandalari is. Weird. Not great. Even if I don’t look like one in the retelling portion.
Also for the Horde it comes off as a phyrric victory imo. Driving Jaina away, sure, but at no point managing to give half as good as they got.
I really think the Alliance should’ve felt more victorious there, even with losses. They accomplished almost every goal they set out for, Rastakhan dead (they wanted surrender but dead works), the fleet destroyed, and ultimately neither of their big names even died, though Mekkatorque was out of commission for a while. It should’ve been cheering, laughing, they won that battle and blizz refused to write it like they did.
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Yeah, it’s a weird “What the hell happened?!” ending, when by all rights Alliance should have been cheering.
It does get old very fast. People keep trying to pet my character’s ears and call them every pet name in the book except actually using their name.
You’re some sort of oracle, aren’t you. This is scarily accurate and I will be stealing this, thank you.
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Ah, male Orcs going around getting in peoples’ faces. Some traditions never die.
And it’s always either a shirtless Orc or a fully armored Orc (probably in the Blackrock armor set from WoD). Nothing in between.
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Obnoxious orcs in my Orgrimmar? Who would’ve thunk it?
Petting ears is at least less obnoxious than it used to be. I do not miss those days.
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Petting what now.
I feel like savagely attacking them anywhere below the belt with your fangs will send a very clear message.
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CRONCH.
They’ll leave you alone forever after.
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You joke (and I have been incorporating something like this into things), but quite often people just don’t take small characters seriously either, and treat them like they’re completely harmless.
Unless they’re a caster type class, I suppose. S’one of those aggravating things. Really quite interesting to see how the vibes change in combat depending on this sort of thing.
Heh… kinda, but not really. Vulpera are viscous. And they are just the right height to make someone regret their poor life choices.
I pay extra careful attention to gnome combatants. The areas within their reach are sensitive and often unarmored for mobility. Plus, gnomes are honorless and are not above targeting such areas specifically. Actually, they aren’t above anything at all, because they’re short.
Gnome monks are a threat and should not be allowed to exist.
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Brb training a few platoons of gnome and vulpera monks.
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I won’t deny that most of my Vulpera bias stems from how they act OOCly. There’s quite a few good players, but I won’t pretend I am not noticing the hyperactive, very vocal, flagrantly obnoxious few Vulpera who go above and beyond in making sure everyone knows just how annoying they are, and if you criticize them they call you a homophobe.
I don’t even care about your sexuality, just please stop talking about knots in trade chat and saying ‘uwu’ at the end of every sentence, homie.
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Monks of the Waist Down Fist
They outright showed that vocalist from some band doing an interview at Blizzcon where he went nuts calling Alliance, we’ll say gay. But in more explicit terms. 2007 was a wild time. I get that kind of language was more normal back then but I don’t think they ever had anyone going at the Horde in the same kind of way.
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Getting muda-muda-muda’d in your mudhole to death by a Monk that doesn’t come up to your knees would certainly be a mark of shame for any Orc and their entire bloodline.
Reaches for the well-travelled folding chair slung across his back. He sits down and pours himself a large tankard of coffee and takes a long, slurping swig of the dark, aromatic brew. A smile curls the ends of his mouth. He strokes his beard a few times and speaks.
“In my experiences, petting furry ears is overrated.”
He takes another long draw of coffee, strokes his beard a few more times then gets up. He slings the chair over his back again, grabs his pack then turns and walks away. Tankard of coffee in hand he can be heard whistling a catchy little tune.