Vulpera adoption thread - we need good homes before its too late!

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

I don’t think a fox has the upper body strength to stand against a goat. Let me show you just how seriously we Draenei take these insults.

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Wrong clip. Lightforged Draenei pictured here:

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This hits too close to home :frowning:

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My explosive trap will send you to the moon.

I love crazy goat videos!!

I posted my favorite one around here I think yesterday

Lemme see if I can find it…

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Awwww, look, it’s trying to kick me! So cute. UWU This is why vulpera are great pets. They’re so spirited.

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I absolutely adore goats!!

Draenei or otherwise. :dancer:

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We’re not goats! We have spaceships and laser beams and a wizard!! ugh.

That goat in the cart though <3

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So… goats with magic and magic-based technology? Hm, still looks like a goat, sounds like a goat, smells like a goat…

Well you don’t have to baa about it! :dancer:

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You’re welcome that Dreta came down from her spaceship to take down the legion horny boy!

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You guys are welcome to come to our old city of Lordaeron. Don’t worry, all the green stuff is good for you!

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…And then her boss tried to violate Lord Illidan. Yeah, I sure am thankful.

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Hey now. We are civilized folk. We use hypersonic showers and everything!

It was for his own good! He should have listened. Xe’ra is better for him than Maiev…

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Don’t believe this! I believed it once, and now my skin is all rough and scaly!

No amount of civilizing makes a goat not smell like a goat.

Are you trying to tell me that you think having the core of your being violated and altered beyond recognition against your will is less damaging to a person than death or imprisonment?

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It’s better off this way. Let Xe’ra heal you, too. We still have a few slivers of her lying about somewhere…

That’s a huge closet if you’re able to fit a hangar in there.

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