Vulpera adoption thread - we need good homes before its too late!

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If you’re a mangy stray vulpera, post in here and we’ll try to find you a good owner who will give you the love and nutrition you need to thrive. Even if you are that special lil fox that needs some extra love, we’ll get you sorted out.

For the rest of you, pick a vulpera you like that really UWUs for you. We’ll take care of the spaying and neutering for a 200g fee or you can handle that on your own.

As you all know, we can only keep these vulpera for a limited time before we’re forced to delete them from the server.

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I’ll be happy to give them a home on a hangar in my closet. It’s a cold, cold winter here orbiting Azeroth.

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im a strong and independent fox girl that can take care of herself.

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You’d need like… five of them for that booty.

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I’m sure I can make it work with the waggle. I hear tell come Shadowlands that my tail will get an odd growth spurt, so I may need to find more vulpera then.

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“Cries at overpopulation problems?”

“Brings out snip snippers”

"I WILL HELP! " :fox_face: :smiley::scissors:

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Don’t get caught by this scam! Vulpera stink and pee everywhere!

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Just like foxes! :laughing:

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Awww, but there are leash laws. :’( But we’ll find you a strong independent Draenei like Dreta that will take you on a lot of strong independent walks!

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But… five of them. That’s a lot of kibble.

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If I adopt one, can I cook and eat it?

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Independent walks out of the Vindicaar airlock, perhaps.

You assume much. Like that I would feed them.

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It’s in their nature.

/Shares roasted vulpera liver bites with.

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I would be personally offended and hunt you down to “heal your scars” if you did not eat a vulpera.

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Where did I put that DEHTA business card…?

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they are humanoid sentient beings. They must find a job and work for the prosperity of the horde. Or get out, we have enough lazy peons.

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About that… DEHTA’s going out of business. DRETA is in charge of things now. I am an immortal, soulstealing primordial force. Some savage hippie druids can’t stop the Entity™ that is Dreta.

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opens a bottle of wine and gets out the dinner rolls

I like you.

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…Where did I put Velen’s business card?

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I am the Light. Velen answers to me :smile:

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