Vulpera adoption thread - we need good homes before its too late!

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What tentacles? Do I look like a Draenei to you?

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I don’t mean to alarm you, but uhh… there are green tentacles protruding from your face.

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Are you blind? I do not have tentacles!

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Void. Not even once. Care for a dose of holy Light?

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…If I were a lesser man, I would be very offended by that question.

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46

well he is a DH. so yes

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Oh, I got excited there for a moment, but I guess not. :disappointed:

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Ok, mother always said to try new things.

gently picks up a Vulpera and gives it a gentle loving hug

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https://media.giphy.com/media/4bWWKmUnn5E4/giphy.gif

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Squeeze tighter. Tighter, yeah, just like that. Huzzah! Now you’ve caught yourself some fresh dinner. Make sure to strip out the bones (they break easily) and cut away the fat; it marbles in a really unsatisfying way.

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i wonder what a lightforged draenei taste like

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52

The Light burns away the fats, leaving nothing but raw, thick muscle. We don’t taste good.

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Yep, that’s about right :rofl:

OMG! This gave me a good laugh!! :rofl:

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54

guess i will have to use my secret weapon.

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I don’t recommend blighting a Lightforged. This does not end the way you think it does.

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i said nothing about blight :stuck_out_tongue:

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The Iron Scorpion is mine. I’ve had enough of your meddling, level 93 raid boss. I’m coming for you. I’m going to farm every last piece of mog I can from your blighted corpse.

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can i join you? i still need the mount.

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No, I’m afraid Purge the Wicked would jump to you and I’d be out a fur source.

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if you touch my fur i will punt you.

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