I dont need the horde.
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Will you be my pocket healer?
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I’m kind of on the rebound at the moment, just got out of a bad tank/healer relationship. But I could try something new. Pet tanking is still tanking, right?
My pet never have growl on. So he dont tank 
But i was thinking more about you healing me while i murder those alliances that keep burning our carts in vol’dun.
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I will always remember our time together…ultimately I couldnt fatten you up enough to make a set of hand warmers… but never-the-less it was fun owning you.
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The next 47 Vulpera I hunt and kill will have their tails removed and fashioned into a sweet fur cloak to keep my backside warm when I venture into the Alterac mountains.
You mean the next 1. You’re so small, half a vulpera is enough.
One must go through a myriad of Vulpera tails to harvest the clean sections. Most of them have aged dingleberries matted into their fur.
Best thing for you to do is sedate them, then put them through a wash.
(ponders important questions in life like which anthropomorphic race makes the best pet… puppy people, fox people, cow people or goat people… all while munching cookies and sipping coffee)
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As a mechagnome, we strive for perfection. The dingleberries matted vulpera tail will not stand the test of time. Precise calculations conclude that it takes roughly 47 Vulpera tails for the required amount of fur necessary to craft a clean, functional, non smelly cloak.
I mean, there is only so much soap in Azeroth.
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Oh dear!
(realizes he forgot Panda people in the equation and puts out a little tray of dumplings in apology).
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I am a blood elf, nothing but the best will do. We have highly advanced formulas for cleaning while not harming the fur.
Those 47 vulpera can be used to make 47 cloaks and engage in high profits!
Advanced formulas? LOL please, you mean like the sunwell?!?!
Secondly, you missed where I am not a greedy goblin. I do not work for profit.
What about it? If you say something stupid I am replacing your cerebral gears.
You need to be efficient at the very least!
I can’t believe you forgot us after all the cookies I’ve eaten of yours! gives Grumbles snuggles
thank you for the dumpling! 
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sniff
I smell food. Where is the food
Well im a hunter. So yes it is.
I mean…no its not cough
I bend the Light.
So you answer to me, and Velen answers to me as well.