im a Vulpera… just missing my tail. grew extra tall and ah… joined the Alliance >-> <-< >->
Given the food in the desert I wouldn’t count on them tasting good as a result of it.
A true Vulpera would never go ally
a true Vulpera would go where the loot is.
a true Vulpera would not let such things go to waste.
a, one sec.
consults Vulpera kept in dungeon. checks mask
where was i?
As expected from the vile Alliance, the humans only club pretending the other races are part of an Alliance.
yes yes I’ll adopt a vulpera or two, I have been looking for an “apprentice” for some time now laughs in maniacal void fueled madness.
to be fair no one ever actually “joins” the alliance, we just sort of ahhh “brainwash” them and incept them to believe it was their idea, “isn’t that right weird voices inside my head?”.
Its cold in IF this time of year…so I’m willing to adopt 10-12 pelts…err pets…ummm Vulpera.
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I can make a camp anywhere I want. I don’t need a good home.
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That was ONE TIME. And the dwarf deserved it.
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The night elves are the ones that need my help.
Home that is burned down and abandoned.
I provided you with shelter and water… yet you still bite the hand that fed you.
With your attitude you will never find a forever home.
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Your home is a cage. A prison of the SOUL.
A real warrior would keep me in his backpack, as a pocket healer. <3
And you haven’t bathed since then!
I changed your cedar chips every week… I gave you a wheel to run on… celery Friday’s was our thing.
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Says the leech living off the horde!
Why would I bathe? I’m Horde; we just roll in the sand. Ha, bathing. What a silly suggestion.
You never shared the ranch dressing. Never took me to dungeon runs with you. I thought you cared, but all you wanted was a trophy priest! 
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If we are being honest, I didnt even know you priested… I thought all you did was eat,drink and dookie.
Space goat who lost their planet says what?
That’s because you never listened! You’d come home from your raids complaining about your healers like I wasn’t even there. I gave you the pleading eyes. I /danced for you. “I’ll heal for you!” I said, “Take me with you!” I said, but all you heard was “yap yap yap!”
You deserved what you got. We’re over. i found a tank who appreciates my heals. I’ve moved on and I don’t love you anymore. 
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