Me and my friends got a 25lb turkey. How long do we put it in the microwave for? Thank you.
I seen a thread about this on reddit. The thing is your’e supposed to text your mom and ask her how long to microwave a 25lb turkey and then get her reaction. some pretty funny stuff…
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1 minute per pound, so 25 minutes.
Deep fry the sucker, best way of cooking turkey. It’s faster to deep fry it, about 2 hrs, and it isn’t as dry as oven baking.
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For added excitement do that with a frozen turkey!
P.S. - Please don’t do this
Our oven is broken so at the moment all we have is a microwave
Put the microwave in the oven, then.
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I think the best turkey I ever had was from the year my mom deep fried it.
Do you have a toaster oven?
Just keep it in there until it detonates.
Do you have a grill? My family roasted a turkey on a wood grill one year that was pretty good.
Not that I know of no
Just remember - while the turkey is cooking, your guests will be unable to use your microwave to charge their phones!
I’m not your mom
When you’re stuffing your turkey pre-microwave, take a bit of aluminum foil and stuff it in the turkey. Explosive electrocution will cook the inside of the turkey.
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I would go to a place and order a cooked turkey over the microwave tbh…
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Someone needs to introduce you to these… You’ll never eat dry oven baked turkey again.
https://www.amazon.com/Reynolds-Turkey-Size-Cooking-Count/dp/B0007M45XE
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Where did Millennials’ parents go wrong in the raising of their off-springs?
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Where did Millennials’ parents go wrong in the raising of their off-springs?
Looks like someone took the bait.
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You, alright!
I learned it by watching you, dad!
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