I was in the Azure Span waiting for the dreamsurge cooldown on a rare and BAM-- and not in the good Emeril Lagasse kind of way-- I was in another shard and the rare was gone.
I was plunking down my keys like a gambling addict at the Morchok slots, got him to one key left to spawn when WHAM – and not in the 80s boy band way-- I was placed into a shard where he had only 1/10.
Today I was kicking the Titan Defense Matrix in its orb and it was at 20% when like a cheap transition on Bewitched I was punted into another shard.
Look, I know you mean well, Blizzard. But could you just slow down the phasing from Ludicrous Speed?
…you’ve gone to PLAID!
(Cheers to all the fellow gen Xers who got all the references!)
