As the title states, would any of you like a boat mount?
Wait don’t go just yet. Allow me to show you the wonders of said boat.
Imagine you’re in “Thousand Needles” being chased and then boom you release your flying mount and start plummeting to your doom. Just when all is lost, BaBam!! you click your parachute toy (Not currently in-game, but uh Blizzard and Players how about a Parachute toy) and you glide safely to what’s this "Thousand needles, with all that water. You suddenly realize you can’t swim, the CD timer runs out on your chute and you plummet to the waters below. You start to drown and also you realize that this place has deadly piranhas (uh, not currently in the zone, Hey Blizzard swear this is the last time, but can we get deadly piranhas in-game in this zone).
Suddenly you click your mount button as the people chasing you also fall in the water, but what they don’t realize is that you have TADAH!! you guessed it a fishing hat. But wait this is no ordinary fishing hat, you click it and BOOM!! Ba-ding…putt-putt Vroom!!! It’s a Boat!!! Yes and you get to zoom around all in the water and then turn around and run over those pesky bad people chasing you, and also this boat comes with, turret guns that work. So you could just have people zip zip zooming all over Thousand Needles in their boats doing fun ramp tricks and shooting each other. Now tell me who does not like this idea. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
Also, all sound effects are TM by me.
Seriously though is there a toy, or any type of mount that even remotely lets you zip across the water like this? Or is there an event that I could get a boat and use even for a little while. I just feel like there are so many zones that would be so much fun and meaningful if we had new ideas, events, quests, boats, planes, trains.
One last thought and I’ll let it go. If you had to say I don’t know came across an event that blizzard was hosting called “Pick a Mount” and they had an option of say a tree (eh kinda cool), a Book (zzzzzz…), or a BOAT (with turret guns, life vest, fishing hat, you can even fish off of, and explosions Micheal Bay style) which one would you pick?
Thoughts?
