The holidays are over! We’ve opened all our presents, drank all our eggnog-infused Extreme Juice® Carbonated Energy Fluid, and disposed of our Winter Veil tree with fire like Teldrassil.
But fun keeps coming at EATCo! We’re heading into 2023 with a ton of new events, hooks, and more from our humble company. Whether you want to help us stake our own expedition into the Dragon Isles, lend your expertise on an experimental airship designed for inter-nether travel, or simply have a company to aid you in vendoring your wares, EATCo is the place to be in 2023!
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And so passes one era, onto the next. After overseeing the company’s restructuring into the EATC, and enjoying two four-month terms as chairman, I have stepped down from my position as Security Director. Seilens Wraithwail, a fellow Forsaken veteran, will be taking over the branch, as Commerce Director Morank Brightdigger begins his well-deserved first term as Executive Board Director.
Security, and the EATC as a whole, are in excellent hands, and I look forward to witnessing what’s to come. As should all of you! THE FUTURE IS OURS!
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Ah January. The new year. We over here at EATCo hope that your resolutions are going well! Especially if that resolution is to join a new kick-butt guild with plenty of things for everyone from the socialites, to the flask whisking scientific researchering tinker-minded big-brainers, to the RIP AND TEAR butt-kickers and even the people who like to make MONEY (That’s you. You like money.)
So if you haven’t done or even started that resolution yet, come apply to EATCo and get that resolution underway! (Also apply even if that isn’t your resolution. We are an equal resolution-abiding guild.)
Nelsi Boommaker here!
Make sure to spay and neuter your local dracthyr, and if you are cold they are cold so bring them scaly fellas inside!
But seriously come join EATCo, we kinda rock!
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I’m not much in the ways of medicine myself, but I’m always excited about the prospect of learning something new.
Nearly lost myself in my work when I remembered that the talented fellows from Diveroll Designs were coming onto campus for a lecture tonight… I may just have to take a break from all this Scholomance prep work and drop in!
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It’s Superbowl Sunday! You all know what that means!
That’s right! Time to bump the guild recruitment thread and let all of you guild-seeking forum-searchers know about one of Forbes’ top 100 guilds on WrymrestAccord*.
We got things to do for people who love markets and product making, we got things to do for people who like adventure and butt-kicking, we got things to do for people who love to create and weave spells and learn about new technologies and make advancements in all things learning!
So if you’re looking for a heavy RP guild that occasionally does PvP, PvE, and all that good stuff? Come on over to East Azeroth Trading Company! We take all kinds, Horde AND Alliance!
- Note, we are not listed on Forbes’ top 100 WrA guilds. This was a lie. Forbes does not have a top 100 WrA guild list.
The others may poke fun at me for it, but I do love this holiday… Love is in the Air. What better time to show appreciation to your loved ones, romantically or otherwise?
I suppose it is important to mention its… unfortunate materialistic ties, of course, with Smokeywood Pastures basically controlling the holiday and all its fixings… but it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t enjoy it!
Speaking of, of course, I imagine all those charm bracelets and roses are getting expensive. If anyone’s looking for a job, I may have a proposition for you…
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To go against what was said before, I’m glad the Holiday’s over! Never been one for that lovey-dovey kinda stuff. Prefer to focus on cooler stuff, like fighting, adventure, ACTION! And if you like all that stuff you’re sure to find it at EATCo!
We also have like… nerd stuff but y’know… It’s not any of the above.
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C’mon, Rotmerella! You have to admit it’s at least a little bit entertaining, if nothing else… oh well.
Couple things on the docket; taking some of Company Security back out to the Plaguelands today. Seems to be some gargoyles attacking travelers through there… we’ll need to squash that bug before it gets any worse.
And, oh, right! After some unexpected circumstances, that lecture from Diveroll Designs was re-scheduled to March the 4th… coming up here very soon. Plenty of valuable information to be shared, and learned here at EATCo.
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Going to be a wild month for EATCo! We’ve already had a wild bachelor party for one of our most beloved members this week, and we’ve got Diveroll Designs holding a seminar on prosthetics during the weekend!
Later on this month we’ll be doing a little bit of everything from capturing huge, violent monsters to investigating a rogue titan watcher that’s up to mysterious machinations. There’s never been a better time to join in on the fun, we’ve got some fun social events coming up as well!
Check out EATCo if you haven’t already, it’s the most diverse, fun, and active guild I’ve had the pleasure of being involved in. And we love bringing new people on board!
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This week's schedule
THURSDAY 3/9/2023 – F.R.I.C.K. -Thundering Skies: The Thundering Pterrorwing on the Isle of Thunder is in Research’s sightlines and is the next target! I’m told that this is a dangerous bugger and your safety is not guaranteed! I haven’t been told too much about this project but if it’s on the island of thunder I recommend wearing rubber boots. SATURDAY 3/11/2023 – Tea time!: It’s that time of the month once again that we join our sister guild Metamorphosis and we all come together to spill tea, let drama and all sorts of gaspy and surprising news fall out of our cups! Excellent if you’re in the mood to gossip. And that’s all we have this week! It’s a light week but it’s a respite for next week when there’s a WHOLE LOT to do!
Did you know?
We don’t require anyone to get with an officer first to set up an event! If you have an event you want to do just slap it onto our in-game calendar, and our discord calendar and let the officers know and we’ll help promote it! Our job is to facilitate roleplay for everyone!
Next Sunday is daylight savings time for you peeps in the United States! Spring forward, so we’re gonna be losing an hour of sleep soon! But we will be gaining an hour extra of daylight so it kinda evens out. That’s all we have this week, thank you all for being cool as cucumbers! Have a great week!
Good afternoon cheesebags!
Your local friendly laughing skull reminding you if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes!
This week on the docket we got our insane egg head research meetings, I am always not allowed to sit on the table… even after it was ranforced.
Seasons exchange market tomorrow, go get yo spending on!
And we got a research adventure saturday… I guess theres some sort of maiden of insight that needs some spankin.
We got all sorts of weird adventures, lots of market action, and social events… JOIN UUUSSSS
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Today is Tuesday and tonight is our orientation night where we bring the new-hires to EATCo to our campus and show them around. Show them the ropes! And show them where the things are.
We had a successful Guild Faire staying the other night and we’d like to thank everyone who stopped by us and chatted! You know who you are.
If you’re looking for an active RP guild on WRA, and want to do merchant RP, EATCo is the way to go!
I’ve been with most of these people 4 years now. You won’t regret it.
Good morale is a necessity in keeping any business working like a well-oiled machine.
Is… that why I caved into hosting a “pizza party” for the employees on Monday?
…
I’m going to go with that.
Tonight EATCo gets to try some tasty new booze and then immediately try to do yoga exercises! When the two are combined you get a fun event of DRUNK YOGA!
Later on this week though we’ll be fighting it out in our monthly inter-company FITE NIGHT!
It’s been a liiiiiiittle bit slow this month but things’ll be picking up more as summer soon approaches! Rumors have it that the directors are coming something reeeeeally special up, but they haven’t said what it is yet!
Hey! Need something to do this Summer? Want to join a community of like-minded roleplayers? Then, look no further than the Eastern Azeroth Trading Co!
EATCo is looking for roleplayers of all sorts to join the ranks of our company! Whether it be for research, for combat, or for commerce, EATCo’s got you covered on all fronts!
If you’re interested, send in an application!
Will the EATCo be hosting anything in Alliance lands as part of the cross faction stuff? Like as part of a RP arc.
EATCo does involve cross-faction Roleplay and we do take in people who play Horde and Alliance. We host guild events all over Azeroth, Alliance lands are of little exception.
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Hey hey heeeey!! Summer is officially right around the corner! Looking for something to do? Wishing to be more involved with the RP community while also being engaged with events and activities?!
Well, look no further than the EAST AZEROTH TRADING CO.!! This week, we’ll be fighting against unionizing demons and interrogating gnolls about stolen relics! If those are activities you’re interested in, be sure to send in an application so you can join in on the fun!!