Welcome to the East Azeroth Trading Company, a heavy roleplay guild based in Wrymrest Accord! We’re a neutral-good business based guild with multiple weekly RP events, both structured and casual. With four main branches, Security, Research, Commerce, and Talent, there’s room for almost any character to find a role and have fun with our active roster of amazing RPers! Though we are Horde side right now, we are making plans to become a cross-faction guild, as soon as Blizzard makes that available, of course!
Accepting of all Races!
We Encourage and Assist Roleplayers with their Storytelling!
We Offer a Large Variety of Event Types!
Different Branches for Different kinds of Characters!
We’re an Active Guild!
If EATco piqued your interest and you wanted to join, feel free to fill out an easy and straightforward application at the link below.
https://tinyurl.com/joinEATCo
If you still have questions or concerns, don’t hesitate to contact me or any of our other officers at any point. I will happily talk to anyone and everyone!. My contact information is:.
EATCo is an amazing guild. I’ve enjoyed the heck out of it ever since joining early on in the summer. Great, active community and tons of events. There’s never a dull moment in the guild!
Yeah… EATCO join it… but I have a much more important announcement, one that shall both shock and impress you so much that you will have no choice but to think to yourself… huh… I want to join just because Nelsi FrickenBoommaker is so damn smart…
Here it is…
Are you ready?
Are you sure you are ready!?
Here we go…
Use crayons instead of pencil or pen… think about it! You spend all those extra hours making your blueprints to look PERFECT…and then your dumbass drops coffee, prune juice or something similar over them… With a crayon?! ITS THERE FOREVER!!
Your welcome world, another save the day hint from yours truly, Nelsi Boommaker.
EATCo just gets better and better! We just got done with a month-long exciting storyline in September, and are getting our plans in order for pre patch and beyond.
There’s never been a better time to join us, October’s calendar is filled with fun and new-member-friendly roleplay from combat, to puzzles, to social events. Tonight we’re wrangling an ornery devilsaur in a Monster Hunter inspired mission, tomorrow we’re selling our vast array of products in the Season’s Exchange Market!
If any of this sounds interesting and fun to you, reach out to us! We love getting new members in on the action!
Edit: Also, check out our newly-updated catalog here to see what sort of great things our members have come up with! https://tinyurl.com/EATCoMenu
October’s going strong and so are we! We’re getting into the spooky spirit this month with a ton of fun events! Crypt-diving, exploring the creepy basement of our Research Headquarters, and hunting for ghosts Phasmophobia-style! We’re also going to have a Hallow’s End costume contest as part of our monthly sparring night!
As always, we remain a guild focused on promoting RP between our members and pushing your stories forward. Come give us a shot and have some fun as we all wait for Dragonflight to drop!
Tonight the East Azeroth Trading Company is taking some time to relax in the spooky woods near Darkshore for that October vibe and enjoying playing a silly game of Truth or Dare. Surely nothing secret, private, or dumb is said or done!
Tomorrow the Commerce branch is having a fun outting into the world! No violence, no research just a good old fashioned day out to make money! What? No, we’re not going grave robbing! How could you even say that? …NO that isn’t grave-digging equipment behind my back and a memo that says ‘Re:re:re:re:re:re That Grave Digging Event 10/17!’ That’s just preposterous.
East Azeroth Trading Company is definitely a place you want to check out and if you’ve got a loose business oriented alt put them in there, Discord is Active, Events are plentiful, Emojis are awesome! Worth giving them a look!
Whelp, the GIT building didn’t blow up! Though there were some spookies and some sort of weird bullsh*t happening in the basement of that place… why does it always have to be a basement?!
Anyway, we need more eggheads, more security and more everything! Come join this insane group of people that just want some adventure, profit and amazing tacos!
There’s never been a better time to join EATCo! October was an amazing month for events, and November is already shaping up to rival it!
We’ve transitioned to the ‘three years later’ part of our timeskip as a guild, with many of our members and executives undergoing changes and glow ups for even more RP opportunities!
If you love getting to be a part of the story, consider this the best time to join in on this new chapter of our dear company!
Happy Saturday, WrA Forum-goers! Or Sunday, if it’s late enough to be tomorrow. Or Friday, if you’re some manner of time-traveling being who can perceive RP forum posts within 24 hours in advance.
As of today, and made retroactive prior to the time-skip, the East Azeroth Trading Company has completed and made open to all active associates, employees, and interns the EATCo Daycare!
This daycare staffed by our professional caregivers gives our employees the weight off their shoulders and allows their children to be safely held within our township’s Daycare center while their parents are off doing things! Things such as: Date-Night, Adventures, Work, Fourth-Options, and MORE!
So if your character has children and is in need of work? We’re always hiring!
You ever want to travel in space? Ever wondered… Hey I wanted my character to like… Drowned in tribbles, meet new species from other planets, or possibly run into a molten hot world made out of pure salted popcorn? WELL your chance has come! Fungal Frontiers is a long term story arc dedicated to some horribly cheesy star trek and not so cheesy ideas. Come to my events and enjoy the hell out of my weirded out f*ing brain doing some storytelling.
Good morning! I’m Captain Schattenstern, current presiding Chairman of the Executive Board, and director of our Security branch.
Oh boy. Folk sure are spilling a lot of ink talking about how eventful, or uh, not eventful, the last few years have been, am I right? We at the East Azeroth Trading Company have managed to keep things interesting, I like to think! A failed war on plainstriders, a successful supply and advisement job for labor uprising in Dun Morogh, some fancy product development, and… what’s this about Ms. Boommaker building a spaceship?! Bah, now you’re just pulling me leg. Pulling it right off, you are!
What’s more exciting (and crisis inducing) for me is that we are now fast approaching our [one, ooc] year anniversary! Oh my gods, how has it come to this? We’ve seen some rough times, but truly, this may be the healthiest the company has ever been. We have an abundance of creative and passionate souls pouring into it, a bustling community of friendly faces, and … thankfully, folk that’re better at thinking of good celebration ideas than me.
December Seventh will mark our official day of rebirth as the EATC, and I want to thank all of you who have been with us along the way, ESPECIALLY our bright-eyed employees and… baggy-eyed executives. What’s wrong with you lot? Act like you gotta SLEEP or some such. Thank you for making this venture one of the best places to work in all of Azeroth.
With the world a little more open we have a bunch of new folk from a distant island who need to experience what the world has to offer! I highly doubt they had a well organized, exciting, friendly and overall awesome company on the Dragon Isle! I don’t even know if they had companies at all… Regardless and winged wonder is welcome here at EATCo! Come take us to new heights!
Dragonflight is just around the corner and we couldn’t be more excited! And even with a new expansion on the horizon we’re just as busy as ever running roleplay events and having fun! Just this last Tuesday one of our Junior Executives set up an exciting and unique airship race event complete with different roles on the ship, boarding parties, and even one of our members acting as an announcer to ICly keep us up on which one of our rivals was currently in first place!
It’s a great time to join EATCo, we’ve got so much more planned for the upcoming months and beyond! Horde, Alliance, and Dracthyr welcome!
We still doin sh*t despite everyone going to see the scale bois island and bringing welcome gifts DISPITE them likely being alive -WAY- longer than us.
Fungal Frontiers is looking for recruits (we need some engineers and bombardment specialists!)
We have a fite night coming up, come punch your coworkers AND bond with them!
And some sort of chicken thats taken over Pyrewatch… I got no idea… -but- well have fun doin whatever we are doing!
It’s December and we’re heading into that most joyous part of the month.
That’s right. THE LAST SEASON’S EXCHANGE MARKET OF THIS YEAR, and EATCo has a booth! Find us tomorrow over at the Season’s Exchange Market and peruse our wares and goods. Stop by and say ‘hi!’ And the first 5 people to whisper the super secret code-word ‘Applesauce’ gets 5% off any purchases over 5,000 gold.
Otherwise stay warm, WrA, and remember we’re always hiring!
A merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a good new years to everyone soon. I hope the holidays have been treating everyone well so far. EATco is relaxing and enjoying the festivities as everyone else is. So things may be a bit slow as people join their families for the holidays. But not all is being closed at the last bits of the new year.
EATco is hosting their own Winter’s Veil Party and decorated their own tree. We also got a fight night happening this week. All just a few fun activities before the 25th and everyone enjoying time with family, friends, and loved ones. We hope you all have a good rest of the year. And as always we are all eagerly waiting new arrivals or even just people to talk to if any inquiries are asked.
Have a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Joyous Holidays to all from the EATco family.
