No one is saying that. You just sound like you’re really sensitive for a joke that isn’t even remotely offensive.
Really? that’s offensive to you? I’m tryin to be a nice as possible, but how do you function in day to day tasks if you get offended by something like that?
Okay, that’s your opinion. But you are taking this waaay to far. Which is why someone said:
You’re putting too much energy into something so small that most people won’t even second think the joke let alone hear it. I’d imagine those around you must feel like they are walking on eggshells.