Things you never want to hear a PuG say

“I came up with a new route last night, so let’s try it for this +15.”

Only Warlock in a World Boss group .

“Can I get a summon”

Not a PuG and not even from this game, but one time in a dungeon in another game our support class that plays music said something along the lines of, “Hey guys, got my songs playing, going to a movie, see you in a bit.”

We laughed, that was hilarious, the class does mostly just sit there…

An hour later we wanted to move to a new spawn just to fight something new, they wouldn’t reply.

They actually did get up and go to a movie!

So we stayed where we were for another hour until the person returned. We could have kicked them, but really the only issue was that they didn’t put someone on follow.

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“ok kick all the DPS and replace them with survival huntards!”

“Why si this tank going this route? I take different route”

That not fair, huntards are the one who non stop complain on hunter forums

260 ilvl Mm hunter to 275 destro warlock hey this character is only 2 weeks old but can you focus kill urh so i can just blast, ill out dps you anyway.

“I still have my Timewalking set on guys.”

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I don’t have much time to raid and I always think about doing random groups but I have a low tolerance for ignorant people… I miss the fun, more social groups the game used to have until around the end of lich king; now everyone is in so much of a hurry.

“That’s ok. Mistakes happen.”

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If I hear a pug talking I know that’s one Jack and Coke too many.

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“………………” yeah

This one actually happened —
{Mythic+ keystone pug starts, after readycheck was initiated}

The tank -

“Hang on brb, gotta take a number 2.”


The rest of us: "Please tell us you’re joking … :no_mouth: "
(Sadly, they weren’t).

Their ultimate argument ended up being - “Who cares? It’s just a game.”

“…I did something weird to my Benediction”

—BarneyBee Keeper, Scarab Lord Adventures–

hunter: Oh F#%k (and see the pet coming w/ a mob train)

brb cats on fire

“Incoming.”

(Closes eyes, braces self and prepares for a likely wipe. Though if I am to go down I am going down fighting, or if on my Hunter playing possum like a coward.)

“It’s just a +10.”

Had a tank AFK in a key once, saying his cat was on fire, and just lit his house on fire, and AFKed until DCed… Always wondered what had happened to them.

“Hey, we’re going to invite a guildee instead. So out ya go!”

lol I was in a level 35 dungeon last night. The tank says nothing, proceeds to shoot off to the right while the rest of the group goes to the trash in front of us.He’s 1000 yards away from us before he dies. Talks the rest of the dungeon bout how he’s wasting his time with a group that can’t not pull trash. Like how does the tank just decide we’re skipping the trash in a leveling dungeon and not say anything and then not realize the entire group isn’t with him?

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