“I only use Bloodlust as a personal dps cooldown.”
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I got to go to the store brb
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I actually heard that once and we were all like…wut?
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“Wait, I need to find my interrupt in my spell book”
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“Oh crap, all my pets are in the stable” (BM hunter)
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“I’m really drunk and stoned.” - Druid Tank that wiped us 40times on a 5 key Season 2 of SL.
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I heard that in a BRD group once, where we were doing a full clear. Guy managed to participate well, just didn’t know when to shut up.
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“What’s DBM?”
“I don’t believe in watching boss fight videos.”
“Why would you waste money on gems, enchants, flasks, runes, and potions?”
“You can get a buff from eating food?”
“What does ‘stack’/‘spread’/‘soak’ mean?”
“Why do I need to join Discord?”
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“What’s this button do?”
-Dee Dee from Dexter’s Laboratory-
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Mdi would be better if no one was allowed to play sober
The fifth affix: crossfaded
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“X will be back soon. We’re in Discord.”
You just known you’re in for a fun one. Constant breaks. Any loot to be traded will be funneled between themselves. Any mistakes on their part will be put onto others.
Last week I went to do a +5 DoS, all ready and inside but the tank. “They’ll be back soon.”
15 mins later, I just have to cut my loses and leave.
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I’d laugh if I wasn’t in there for 2 hours.
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Wait… you’re feral?
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That hit too close to home…
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GTG Cat’s on fire.
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I recognize you from the forums!
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Used that a few times.
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Ok, but I have seen youtube videos of cats being dumb and setting themselves on fire.
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I once used “I have to go my mom just called and is broke down on the highway” to get out of a group that was going nowhere fast.
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“We’re not supposed to stand in fire???”
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