The worst thing in the world

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Thatā€™s why I just mix both and drink it at the same time.

Efficiency.

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Nah worst thing in the world is sipping from a can and having a bug along with your mouthful of drink. And itā€™s still wriggling. Happened once and I always keep a eye on my drink now.

I had parents that smoked and would use soda cans as ashtrays. So they come over and out of habit would just shove that disgusting thing in there, meaning mine, and you go to take a sipā€¦

Theres honestly nothing worse. Iā€™d take the bug.

Thatā€™s the best laid out case Iā€™ve ever heard for only drinking soda out of glass bottles :eyes:

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sorry, Iā€™ve both stubbed my pinky toe on furniture and stepped on Legosā€¦ and I will say with utmost authority that stepping into a pile of vomit, whether cat, human or dog, chunky or crunchy, warm or coldā€¦ is by FAR the worst experience ever. Especially if your nose catches a whiff of the smell.

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The worse thing is finding a worm in a pear even when you hate half of the pear. Literally one last bite and a worm was hanging out.

This here ^ is exactly the reason I ALWAYS slice my apples open :slight_smile:

At that point you may as well own it and just finish. Free protein and all that. Iā€™ve read on the internet that people eat upwards of 4 pounds of spiders per year while sleeping. In comparison, one worm isnā€™t bad. :man_shrugging: :laughing:

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LOL!!! Thank you soooo much for the laugh :laughing: I really needed that today :heart:

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You learn real fast not to go back inside or out of sight with them around.

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My Brother use to work in Research & Development for a well known Katchup manufacturing company and he said they had people who would take samples from the vats to count how many insects per gallon was in it before they could certify it ā€œsafe for consumptionā€.

We have NO idea how many bugs (bug parts) we eat every day :slight_smile:

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I have heard as much from several food industries. But given the fact that carmine (an extremely common red food coloring) is made primarily from ground up bugs, Iā€™m not too surprised.

Makes me wonder exactly what size a bug needs to get before we stop calling it disgusting and start calling it lobster or crawfish or crab :yum:

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Stick with Mangos, you wonā€™t smell as bad and youā€™ll make more friendsšŸ˜

I guess youā€™re actually talking about ā€œapple pieā€ when you say ā€œapple pieā€ cause otherwise when I think of ā€œapple pieā€ I love when its soft and squishy, pretty sure thatā€™s how its posed to be

Sipping from the cup that was actually your spitter/ashtray is a bazillion times worse

Ah yes, boilermakers or whatever they call it these days.

You all would be horrified if you would read how much insect matter/rat feces/maggots are legally allowed in food products. Worst is ketchup. You know how ketchup has paper rings around the bottle neck? They used to put those on there to hide the Layer of liquified insects that float to the top. They donā€™t need the labels anymore cause they blend the ketchup even finer, but they keep them for tradition.

Lol fantastic reply!

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I was once having a glass of tea with dinner. Not homemade, just from a store bought bottle. As I was drinking I looked into the cup and saw a huge crane fly floating in it. If I didnā€™t look I would have eaten it. Startled me so much my hand jerked and practically exploded the drink across the table.

Never found the bug, donā€™t know where it came from either. But I didnā€™t appreciate that. xD

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