Even more disturbing.
Not disturbing or gross, but a real bummer.
You get a fresh Capri-Sun, only to eitherâŚ
A: squeeze the bag too hard when inserting your straw, squirting the liquid all over yourself, orâŚ
B: punching through both sides of the bag, thus ruining your delicious kids drink!
This reminds me of the time that I went to go brush my teeth and narrowly avoided sticking an earwig in my mouth. It was taking a nap in the bristles of the toothbrushâŚ
Toothbrush got tossed. Earwig got evicted outside. (I love all animals. I couldnât kill it)
But now Iâm paranoid about it happening again.
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What about wild life under the toilet seat /rim?
Or is Australia disqualified?
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It turned that corner and went around the block and back.
Whatâs worse than finding a worm in your soft, squishy apple?
Finding half a worm in your soft, squishy apple.
(Itâs old, I know, but I just couldnât resist. I love gross-outs.)
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Biting into an apple and seeing half of a worm staring back at you.
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Biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out its a oatmeal raisin 
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Letâs add âwalking through a spiderweb you didnât seeâ to the list.
Shivers. Reminds me of a time I ran inside a grocery store at night and by the time I came out an orbweaver spider had started building a web from my car door the tree next to it. Suffice to say I donât park under trees anymore 
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Happens to me all the time 
when you have 4 cats itâs more common.
Totally agree.
Really kills the mood.
Usually I wouldnât mind but biting into
Mushy apples just doesnât feel
Pleasant
Thatâs the worst thing in the world
Get a dog; they like cat throw up.
Well, now. Iâll agree with you completely on the goatmeal raisin cookies as stated previously,
But I have to draw the line at calling orbweavers bad. As someone who is completely ooged out by spiders, I have to say that orbweavers are actually sweethearts. They are quite gentle with people and will even let me relocate them when needed.
The only other spiders that get that kind of consideration from me is Zoropsis Spinimana who are rather significantly sized mobile hunters and yet are also incredibly docile with people.
But we can both agree on those evil oatmeal raisin âcookiesâ 
Having 5 dogs, 5 little dogs, who despise going outside during the winter, this has happened far to often, and it is extremely un called for. Nothing like a warm pile of poop on your bare-feet in the middle of the night. Or urine for that madder.
I can think of worse things to happen when you bite into a apple.
Worst thing in the world? The mindless creatures you humans callâŚâWalmart shoppersââŚ
Remember stepping into diarrhea before that my roommates sort of serious girlfriend had bursted onto the carpet in front of the bathroom. She was passed out in the bathroom, throw up in the toilet. Donât mix your light and dark liquors kids.
âliquor before beer and youâre in the clear, beer before liquor never sickerâŚâ-Bobâs burgers.