The superior little race

Is obviously Goblins. Can’t beat 'em.

Recently brought my Warlock off the shelf for the first time since BfA. Happens to be the only Goblin I’ve ever made.

The rocket jump is great for lock. One more “get out of mechanic free” card to play.

Plus you can’t beat the dance for the little dudes. Crank that!

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Vulpera > Goblin > Gnome >>> Mechagnome

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I’ll allow it but only because deep down I know it’s wrong and I won’t fight a fellow Hordie over little people.

Gnomes get Sonic hair. They win.

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Vulpera are just goblin with fleas.

It def goes Goblin > Vulpera > Goblin > Vulpera again > Goblin > Vulpera a third time > Gnome > Tauren

(P.S I love all the races, just having fun. No actual hate intended. <3)

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Vulpera are the most adorable out of the bunch.

However, Mechagnomes have the best Racials, imo. I love that emergency heal. The primary stat boost feels good to have. The Hologram Copies actually work in PvP sometimes, and they are fun to play with, even if they don’t do anything. And the lock pick makes me feel useful during BC time walking, when I do Shattered Halls.

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So true.

You know what, Vulpera are cute lil guys.
I’ll always think Goblin/Undead are the best races tho cause of personal preference, but XD I do love Vulpera and Gnomes.

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Vulperas went from a race struggling to survive on holes in the desert of Vol’dun to wear robes, glasses, being very intellectual and live in big cities.

They might not be the most superior but it is the one that evolved the most in a very little time :rofl:

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Maybe. I’m still eager to see what they’ll do with Goblins in War Within-- beer? :robot::interrobang:

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not better than trolls but yes goblins are pretty great. only thing i don’t like is those mickey mouse feet when they run…

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Trolls are not a little race. :stuck_out_tongue:

This is why the only appropriate Goblin mogs have robes involved. Their clown feet are absolutely terrible to see in motion. I’ll give ya that.

I got the heritage set today for the funs. Checked it out for a minute. It will be collecting dust forever now because my god the feet are massive when wearing pants. Head piece might get some use I love the bomber helmet.

I’ll never forgive Blizzard for that.

I was a Goblin-lover until Vulpera came along and basically replaced them.

Gilgoblins, Hobgoblins, anything that was a sub-race of Goblins, I would’ve taken.

But nah, here’s some vaguely humanoid fox-goblins, that have no history with the race, and that have never appeared in WoW until BfA.

Happy that folks are enjoying them, but I just left the faction after that.

Vulpera and Sylvanas are why I no longer wanted to stay Horde.

They appeal to furries more than just WoW fans, imo. Nothing “Warcraft” about Vulpera. And they have no lore.

Might as well be a Ratchet & Clank cross-promotion, that’s how ill-fitting they feel to me.

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I don’t blame you :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish the Alliance had received Vulpera and the Horde Dark Iron Dwarves.

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But Trolls are the best race.

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All of you small-sized races serve the same purpose; replacing table legs or bar stools when they get broken.

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I don’t disagree actually.

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The superior race is indeed Tauren.

Given the option of tiny races it’s Goblin by a country mile. Vulpera are cool, but they will never be a Goblin.

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But they, and any other race, can be, simply by donating to the Church of Bling’s new Gob-o-Dentification subscription service! For the low, low price of (mumble mumble) per month, you, too, can get a little plaque labeled “Goblin” to hang on your mouseover tooltip to cover up your real, much poorer race selection!

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Settle down, short stack. We’ll strike a deal. Appreciate the might of the Tauren and I will keep you safe while you tinker away and rip off the other races.

Brains and brawn. What a pair!

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