The story of gobbytime the ninja

Yojamba
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The day was a Tuesday, 8/11 to be exact the weather was cold so i had decided to spend my free time in azeroth with my guild mates(or at that time they were). the afternoon started off great my guild mate sukajewjew had decided to quest with me (long had i hoped i would have a quest partner), afterall i had a terrible day outside of azeroth, i had scheduled myself to arrive at work at 7.54 am via the 7.26am Train (City Rail) i had arrived at train station at 7.52am (by my watch witch happens to be slow, something i had just realised today) i had missed my train and was forced to endure the loser cruiser to full effect.

After i had finished my day at my monotonous job, i had planned to play the game of world of warcraft (i had dreamt of this experience all day) after questing for about an hour of game time (and real time) i had been invited to a group by sukajewjew we had begun to farm gorillas in order to receive their gizzards (vegan btw) after questing for a bit we were whispered by a few other friends, asking if we would like to join in a party in order to enter uldaman and complete the discs of normagon… WE ACCEPTED

after about an hour and a half of traveling to the badlands (IT’S quite a long way from our nearest flightpath by the way) we had all arrived, ONLY TO REALISE OUR ROGUE gobbytime, had not arrived yet, we asked why he was late only to find out he was “busy” farming sungrass (a herb that is well sought after). we were patient… too patient (after all gobbytime was a lvl 45 rogue) we had waited TWO HOURS for our rouge to arrive only to find out he needed to vendor and repair (another 15 minutes of my life i had wasted)

We entered uldaman (my first time) why IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, the troggs the dwarves everything it had me tingling, especially after checkign the addon atlas loot for the loot to find a great cloth chest piece (*spoiler grimlok a trogg), after fighting our way through the dungeon, our shaman patcow said “wow great cloth loot in here” i had agreed, GREAT LOOT for a cloth wearer.

we had reached grimtotem (the trogg with the great chest piece) WE HAD PULLED THE BOSS, but had not cleared his trash resulting in a chaotic fight, we had succeed

But this is when i found out gobbytimes true intentions, the chest had dropped, excitied i yelled in excitement (classic is so exciting) i had needed on the chest (because it was so good for my class, not a rogue)

THEN it happened, the dreaded ninja loot a need roll by a class that did not need it! i was disgusted to thing i had returned to this game after all this time only to find a classic retail player, needing on everything they layed their eyes on, UNLIKE US CLASSIC PLAYERS THESE RETAIL DOGS dont think about the other members of the community.

this is a thread to warn other classic players to not trust “pugs” or retail players as they expect everything ona silver spoon

dregx out.

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Lol gobbytime

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Looking forwards to the raid loot drama if we have uldaman threads.

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Hi Dregx .i will keep my one good eye out for this GOBBYTIME. He does not have respect for us REAL wow players (retail pig). I have also had a bad experience with Gobbytime he pick pocketed me in a duel and took my 1 gold away from me. I think it would be a good idea to spread the word about goobytime maybe a guild name that says gobbytime is bad or we dont like gobbytime either way its a tough world and we need to keep everyone aware of this TROLL (not in game troll he is a zombie rogue).

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hi there dreg. i bet gobbytime doesn’t even wipe his own bum. he stole from me as well. lets make sure this guy gets banned; or worse, exiled for his crimes against his horde brethren. i will make sure to spit on this fool if i see him in the plains of azeroth.

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i agree rencalis. we should not let this disease plague our servers

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haw haw haw i have the phattest hawg

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did you know that gobbytime is an anagram of steals everything

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hi pat!!!

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OMG Is this CUCKFUT from DRAGONBLIGHT US SERVER ALLIANCE?

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literally 20 minutes ago i was in a brd group with gobby. he set the loot to master loot just before we pulled and i didn’t get to roll on the pre raid bis trinket. smh

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i was questing in WPL and gobbytime let me have a world chest, he also went out of his way to help me kill an elite for a quest, hes the best. this is all propaganda

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i can confirm gobbytime is scum and steals loot. HE IS FAKE NEWS

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all the posts in here are from the same person, look at all the characters closely. they are 1 man, a very sad sad man

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gobbytime took all my plate so all i have left is cloth

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ah brudda. me troll man done be doing no more tings wit dis boi. gobby is goobers and he nawt be getting anymah loot frahm me no cap’n.

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i played horde until gobby kept stealing from me. now i’m an alliance noob because i couldn’t handle it anymore

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I have since blacklisted gobbytime (black list is a terrific addon too seperate the real classic players from the retail babys, it lets you black list other players) for thos that dont know (blacklist means you can avoid other players, players like gobbytime for instance, because he ninjas loot for example)

it makes me hope we can get a blue post (a server developer) to clarify when the retail baby servers will be available so us real classic players (players such as myself) can play in peace and harmony im seriously considering cancellign my subscription due to event like these, i dont pay my 15 dollars a month to be subjected to abuse of mechanic like this, blizzard banned the “layers” players i hope action can be taken against players liek this because i am sure it may be againt the ToS (Terms of service)

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wow definately not cool form your fellow players dregx

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Gobbytime is along distant memory now after a month of playing vanilla version of world of warcraft(WOW CLASSIC for the NEWER players) i have been enjoying my game time in the long quest too sixty, but cant help but notice a drop off of players (CHARACTERS INGAME), maybe this was to be expected on a server with players such as GOBBYTIME (Undead ROGUE) and patcow (tauren enhancement) players who had the soul purpose to grief and annoy players of the SAME FACTION.

My run ins with players such as these have been rare in the last week (Maybe because all the RETAIL BABYS and casual players have dropped of because they cant handle the skill required to play CLASSIC WOW (World of warcraft vanilla))

But today i was in the swamp of sorrows, (NORTH EAST OF STRANGLETHORN VALE) on my rostered day off ( i work 6 days a week on rotating shifts in a small cake factory, i specialise in lamingtons and cheesecakes, they call me cake master, hence my name “dregx” in game) i was hoping to find a group for the SUNKEN TEMPLE (Temple of atal’hakkar for the real players out there) i had spent quite alot of time in the town of stonard (because it was my day off i had plenty of time to kill, i usually work so hard when i am at work i was enjoying the time spent in stonard and did not mind the extra wait time, i enjoy the longer wait times it means the players in your groups are ready for the long haul)

My group leader (Warrior TANK) was lfg for a warlock (he enjoys the class aesthetics) after about two hours in the lfg (Looking for group) channel, we ahd foudn what we sought after (A WARLOCK) hooray i thought to myself time to roll, that was until our healer left (Priest, but i wont tell you his name because he did not slander me) we where back in the lfg

It was not much more then a quarter of an hour before we had found a healer, a shaman (PATCOW) wow i said in pst to my leader i had a bad experience with this player in the past i objected my leaders decision to include this shaman in my group (TAUREN) but my leader would not care and told me i was mroe then welcome to leave as there were alot of mages (alot of players play mage in classic because they can AOE farm (area of effect farm with blizzard)) i swallowed my pride as there waas many cloth pieces in the dungeon.

The sunken temple run was about to begin before i was bombarded with demands of FOOD AND WATER (conjured) by TWINGE (Orc WARLOCK) and PATCOW (shaman healer) i found it rude and confronting i did not appreciate their attitude and i let them know, they did not care, they did not care for the communtiy and relationships CLASSIC WOW was all about they just cared for the xp and later i found out the LOOT was of there main concern

We had reached JAMAL the prophet (a boss in SUNKEN TEMPLE) and the fight was tough TWINGE had fallen in the battle but we persevered and managed to defeat him, he had dropped just what i had wanted (CLOTH GEAR) i rolled need ( i needed it because i am a mage and i wear cloth gear) i was so excited to get my CLOTH gear, before i had relised something odd, PATCOW the shaman had also rolled need, “WHY” i had asked “you wear MAIL” i told the shaman, he replied “upgrade”

UPGRADE?? UPGRADE YOU CAN WEAR ALL THE ARMOUR I CAN ONLY WEAR CLOTH!!! and the item was indeed CLOTH!!!

why would a shaman choose to wear CLOTH and not MALE, maybe he was a noob (NEW player) LOL!!! Why would a shaman wear CLOTH??? lol

PATCOW is now on my BLACKLIST