The real reason there are no healers. Just a rant

Kinda just stares at you doing Mantid animations, because that’s what Night Elves do because our missing ribs make us look like praying mantises

Sanic the DH sounds about right…

Hopefully this makes you laugh but started leveling a hunter, and I love misdirect. Problem is, my unit frames didn’t show who is tank/healer…etc. So the first person I see charge like a tank, I’ve been misdirecting. I’m so dumb, don’t even look at comp.

This paladin is in group, starts charging forward, doing a big pull…I MD to him to help out, unleash a ton of damage…they die. Oh, ok, just too big of pull.

Round two, paladin does it again, I MD to them again, we all die.

Vote kick pops up, reason: “healer not healing…check meter, yeah, checks out.”

Paladin is kicked from group.

The paladin who I’ve been misdirecting to was the healer. I just assume the person pulling is the one tanking.

rofl.

I’ve since fixed my unit frames.

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oh my god that poor PuG. XD

Know why i quit healing? Blizzard laziness.

I roled healers since vanilla. All of them.

But the last couple expansions and now healing is a chore.

Just last night i put on 6 new pieces of gear. My smite went from 112k to 256k damage. My flash heal went from 150k to 175k…what the heck?

The hots on all my capable healers isnt worth casting at all… i should not have to cast my main heal 6x to bring me to full health, its stupid.

A decent healer in a good group catches flak for not having enough DPS.

You could be parsing 100% with zero over heals, yet have no DPS so the players will see that and go “Well we didn’t lose any health, so why didn’t you DPS more?”

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