the horde men have long dreamt of getting the powerful Sloth Mount
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What? No. No sloths. They’re too slow.
No gators for alliance either.
Nah Chihuahua mount 
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sloths have powerful talons for attacks though - they would be the most powerful horde mount with those massive 1 foot long talons
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Mounts don’t attack though. They just disappear when we get attacked.
but they can add a 1-3 attack before vanishing - giving the sloths a chance to unleash their mighty fury
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I just want the Kezan Hotrod and I’d die happy
What the heck. Is this trolling? Tts obviously thr uodated bfa hippo mount that only thr alliance got. I want a rollie pollie horde hippo mount.
You want a hippopotamus for Christmas and only a hippopotamus will do?
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That would be perfect.
A mount that’s uncontrollable, that barks to everything, will take your wherever it wants, at high speed, and it will aggro anything in the way and run! Perfect!
Nice, but I would prefer then to climb trees instead of attacking.
and the Horde women? let me guess, they are in the kitchen waiting for a dish set to pop up in the trading post?
nice. real nice.
My list of desired mounts:
- Panda mount
- Koala mount
- Capybara mount (imagine, Reins of the Famine Capybara)
- Giraffe mount (with AH like the brontosaur)
- Snake mount
- Garrosh Slave mount
- Cow mount (10% mount speed only; Reins of the Slowly Bovine)
- Chameleon mount (You gain Invisibility while mounted)
I support this but the cow needs to provide milk to restore mana
should it be green and red with a santa hat
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Nobody knows. This guy does nothing but spam inane threads like this.
He’s either trolling or just perpetually baked and… “low-functioning” to put it mildly.
Ummm no we haven’t sorry, that’s just you.
Pink poodle mount
Yes please.
I like the idea of getting on a mount and moving at -400% speed
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