The long awaited horde mount

[Gravedancer-destromath]

Now this I could go for as a mount

[Greatbobbo-zuljin (Greatbobbo)]

Nothing depicts the Horde more than the sloth. Hardcore pacifists who want nothing more than to laze about and enjoy life free of predators.

[Gravedancer-destromath]

So you just described Baine Bloodhoof there.

He’d make a good mount since he likes just sitting around .

[Greatbobbo-zuljin (Greatbobbo)]

[Reigns of Baine Bloodhoof]
Ground Mount - Reduces speed by 100%

[Myzrym-area-52]

You aren’t a Horde man. You wouldn’t understand.

@Greatbobbo-zuljin

Ground Mount - Reduces speed by 100%

Speed increased by 9000% if sitting immobile in corner.

[Felleynd-aggramar]

is that more for female or male horde???

[Briselody-lightnings-blade (Briselody)]

In a fun twist it’s actually only usable by nonbinary horde

[Felleynd-aggramar]

don’t you remember flash from zootopia - he was a race car driver and went fast

[Myzrym-area-52]

@Briselody-lightnings-blade

nonbinary horde

Is that someone that plays both factions?

[Briselody-lightnings-blade (Briselody)]

Sure, for your purposes we can go with that.

[Myzrym-area-52]

@Briselody-lightnings-blade

for your purposes

I was just joking.

Seemed like that was the purpose of the thread to me. I’m aware now that your tone is more serial. Sorry for that.

[Felleynd-aggramar]

so this can be a neutral mount??

[Squeaksmcgee-area-52]

I think I’d rather have a lawnmower mount. That way I can slip into Stormwind under the pretense of landscaping.

“Hello Guard. I’m just here to trim your hedges.”

[Wariya-stormrage (Wariya)]

Yeah a swing pig covered in dirt

[Squeaksmcgee-area-52]

If it’s a neutral mount you’re looking for, how about a slug mount?

Everyone can have one. It only moves a little faster if there’s cat food lying about somewhere.

[Laeuko-draenor]

Why not both?

And for Alliance too.

[Cthuwu-maiev]

@Sushiman-scilla

A mount that’s uncontrollable, that barks to everything, will take your wherever it wants, at high speed, and it will aggro anything in the way and run! Perfect!

Makes me sad they have this reputation.

Any breed that is known behavioral issues is only known for that because the owners suck and don’t bother to learn what the dog needs to be healthy and feel secure, or they just don’t care which should be considered animal abuse.

[Sushiman-scilla]

@Cthuwu-maiev

@Sushiman-scilla

A mount that’s uncontrollable, that barks to everything, will take your wherever it wants, at high speed, and it will aggro anything in the way and run! Perfect!

Makes me sad they have this reputation.

Any breed that is known behavioral issues is only known for that because the owners suck and don’t bother to learn what the dog needs to be healthy and feel secure, or they just don’t care which should be considered animal abuse.

I can’t agree. I’ve seen a lot of then very well treated by their owners and still being aggressive with other people. That’s the way they are.[

[Cannontusk-thrall]

Yes and i i dont get a hippopotamus im gonna go hippocrazy

[Cthuwu-maiev]

@Sushiman-scilla

I can’t agree. I’ve seen a lot of then very well treated by their owners and still being aggressive with other people. That’s the way they are.[

You’ve seen a lot of them? lmao… okay surreeeeee >_>