The Library

Phibbus-farstriders · January 30, 2022, 6:12pm

This post is going to be incomprehensible in five years when no one remembers what a library was.

Cinderpetal-stormrage · January 30, 2022, 6:23pm

As long as they provide free internet use and a place for the homeless to escape the elements, libraries won’t be going anywhere.

Kaspyn-moon-guard · January 31, 2022, 4:41am

It is a good thing that this thread is just in good fun, then!

Fastrada-sisters-of-elune · January 31, 2022, 4:47am

Do you got any of those The Adventures of Tintin books what’s got the pictures in them?

Waidmann-gilneas · January 31, 2022, 4:48am

Hey I heard they serve Bread at this library

Cinderpetal-stormrage · January 31, 2022, 5:05am

Nah, I’m coming for your kneecaps now.

Pyromor-shandris · February 2, 2022, 10:35am

Oh dang it ,I got lost in here again. Is there a map of this place it’s huge!

Cyndilou-whisperwind · February 2, 2022, 11:31am

“Over there, on the wall by the front door.”
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Waidmann-gilneas · February 2, 2022, 1:59pm

Wait isn’t that the fire escape plan

Qamaits-darrowmere · February 2, 2022, 2:11pm

I thought it was a treasure map. If it isn’t I’ve been digging a hole in the self help section for nothing.

Waidmann-gilneas · February 2, 2022, 2:12pm

Ok , well I’d like to see you dig yourself out of that one

Emmiana-wyrmrest-accord · February 2, 2022, 3:35pm

Hello dear librarian, I’m in search of cursed literature. Literature that is so bad that it makes people want to have their soul disenchanted. Does thy have any recommendations?

Qamaits-darrowmere · February 2, 2022, 4:45pm

To get to the L. Ron Hubbard section take a left at reference and head down the 12 flights of stairs. Once at the bottom knock on the door and say "Tom sent me’.

Waidmann-gilneas · February 2, 2022, 11:01pm

THere will be a challenge comment made

THe person at the door will say

" I feel the need "

TO which the proper response will be

" THe need for speed"

If the proper response is not given well then , negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full and you are not cleared to proceed.

Rita-velen · February 2, 2022, 11:04pm

Hi! I’d like to ~~skin the king~~ learn how to zest a very big lemon.

Kind regards,
Queen Rita

Bread-tanaris · February 9, 2022, 1:18am

Greetings friends. We now have imported cookies from Canada at the front desk. Our coffee maker is subject so please refrain from using it. The first floor is open but please ask before venturing into the second floor.

Moob-remulos · February 18, 2022, 3:57am

Did the library get shut down

Diablognomis-staghelm · February 18, 2022, 4:10am

I’m using my cool glasses to take over this trash heap of a book house.

All late fees will be forgiven if you sacrifice a fluffy bunny to the only true god N’Zoth!!!

Remember N’Zoth Loves you!!!

Mërlina-azuresong · February 18, 2022, 4:11am

Are we allowed to write on our work in the libary? Is this place writer freindly?

Mërlina-azuresong · February 18, 2022, 4:12am

Nooo! Bunnies are for hugging and loving not for sacrificing.