I’m looking for a copy of 101 Ways to Skin and Jerk a Gnome. Guild put me in charge of snacks for some reason.
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Greetings everyone and happy Sunday. The library will remain open today just because I am in a good mood. Please feel free to browse. Refreshments (lemonade and cookies) can be found at the front desk.
Well… there’s still this one hunter stuck under a bookshelf. I’ve been feeding him popcorn but I think he needs rescuing.
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Should I telephone the authorities?
I dunno, did you ever get that arcane construct up and running? It could lift the shelf.
peers in from the front door
takes a cookie and leaves a sticky note on the desk for when the librarian returns
It reads:
Book Recommendations:
- An Early History of Azeroth
- Unsolved Mysteries of Azeroth
- Erdath before the Fall
- Better Know a Nathrezim
- Beautiful Scenes from around Azeroth and Beyond
- A Written History of Wars on Azeroth: from the Fall of Azshara to the Fourth War
- A Comprehensive Study on the Church of the Holy Light: from Its Inception to the Present Day
- Pirates of Azeroth
- A Comprehensive Guide to the Animals of Azeroth
- An Herbalist’s Guide to Azeroth
- Teas of Azeroth
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Thank you, I will take this into consideration. Please feel free to browse.
licks everything in a bid to show ownership
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Do you lick things at other places too?
How else am I going to know if I can eat things?
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You eat books?
What no Bread to snack on ?
Did you lick the librarian ?
the popcorns kinda tasty not gonna lie.
You didn’t?
Please refrain from licking me.
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why is someone licking me waid D:?!?!
We’re lickin the Librarian …
Hey She is a gnome and she is named Bread so she counts as 2 food groups
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