THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT BOOK TOO MANY PAGES
OH THAT’S GREAT YOU FOUND MY BOOK THANKS
THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT BOOK TOO MANY PAGES
OH THAT’S GREAT YOU FOUND MY BOOK THANKS
“It’s a BIG RED BOOK!!!”
/growl
/sap
“That is NOT a Book, that is a BRICK.”
I’ve thrown like four at him.
He just keeps smiling.
IT’S MY FAVORITE STORY IT FEELS LIKE CRUNCH AND THEN I TASTE PURPLE
“I GIVE UP!!! I try and help, but NO ONE wants MY help. I QUIT!!!”
/runs out crying
Ummm
Help?
No, please. I want your help, honestly. I apologize for the hijinks of our customers, they will be punished accordingly.
IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE YOU CAN BORROW MY BOOK BUT I WANT TO READ IT AGAIN WHEN YOU’RE DONE
snap snap
Security!!
I’ve come prepared. I’m going to escort the panda into the maw.
OK Sam, I think I have an idea of what book you want.
I think my favourite little loaf of a librarian has something to say
Thank you all for your patronage. I suppose it doesn’t matter because I am not allowed to post links and or pictures here.
The library will be closing within the next two hours. Please let me know if there are any questions.
Greetings, thank you. Were you wanting to help cleaning up the library?
Does your library have microfiche?
Yes, Indeed it does! Please avail thyself to the extensive library of microfiche. Also please, help yourself to the extensive refreshments I have made available.
MICROFIBER IS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT