The Library

(Lady Cyndi Lou turns on the Ventilation System, to air out the smoky room. Then she pulls out a small silent whistle, and blows on it. Suddenly hundreds of little robots swarm all over the Card Catalog, cleaning, resorting and organizing the cards. They then clean up the Library, to a sparkle, before returning to the shadows.)

“No Harm, no Foul. Carry on reading.”
/smile

Some questions:

Where’s the fireplace?
Where are the logs for use in said fireplace?
If there are no logs, perhaps other things made of paper can be substituted?

“Are you cold?”

Burn it down!

A blood elf being cold? lol Quite the opposite.

“Then why are you needing a fire in the Fireplace?”

Ladies and Gentlemen the library is now closed. Please refrain from asking questions or posting in this thread unless it is related to books and/or reading/procuring knowledge.

The library will re-open tomorrow morning, based upon your behavior here. Otherwise the ruler will come out and punishment shall be executed. Thank you for your understanding.

EDIT: Please refrain from touching the card catalogue unless it is within operating hours.

EDIT: Silverbelle and Orctang please refrain from posting in this thread until it reopens in the morning thank you in advance.

Well, there goes my opportunity for a witty repartee!

Ah fun times!

The library has been burnt down and there are no longer any rules to be followed.

Thanks!

“By the way, totally LOVE your Guild Name.”
/grin
/giggle

Do you like piña coladas

Ha! Ha! It is humorous to make comments outside of the library (which is STILL STANDING THANK YOU ORCTANG).

Have a good night all. Please do not touch the card catalogue.

Or getting caught in the rain?

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Please refrain from speaking in this thread, the library is closed and locked.

“Only if made with the best Rum. Bacardi.”
/smile

“Only in the Summer.”
/giggle

I have been reading through the thread but I have no idea what is going on.

Oh, I do. I’m showing my age but sadly, I do.

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“Right now, it’s an After Hours Party, in The Library.”
/grin
/giggle

“So do I. I actually use to work in the Library at school.”
/proud grin

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Well here are some Eat Me cookies.