Our latest villain; an albino prisoner with the strategy and cunning of a rotting potato, who is so powerful and so ancient that he doesn’t wear a shirt. Who is so knowledgeable about his prison that there’s a revolving door to Oribos that’s never guarded, letting in Maw-walkers like mall walkers at ten in the morning.
What has he done to show how powerful he is?
Kidnap four people that ‘the Champions of Azeroth’ already hate. That’s pretty much it. He stands atop Torghast, ‘Death comes for your world!’, yet this naked Yeti is still stuck IN the Maw.
Seriously, how can people like this tangible fart?
You know what’s even more ridiculous? Using Anduin Wrynn in his stupid plans. Saint Wrynn that could use the Light in the Maw, and despite this personified pigeon 
pointing out how unique it is, it’s never used to get the Archon’s stupid key.
‘Oh, it’s Death magic! Pulled from the same dark orifice where Sylvanas gets her new convenient powers!’ - People who defend this .
And let’s talk about this supposed Maw escape, shall we?
So ‘The Jailer’ needs to escape the Maw. All the ‘keys’ to his locks are located in the Shadowlands. He needs all four keys to open the lock (despite this stupid portal the First Ones left, but he can’t walk through it AFTER its been activated because reasons).
Instead of taking over the Shadowlands completely (which he was doing), this brilliant, soggy mushroom of a villain decides to invade Azeroth, home of god-nuking Champions that killed several gods and a Hogger, for no reason.
None.
The keys are in the Shadowlands, you moldy sponge. Why are you invading another plane of reality when you’re not even out of the Maw yet–not even finished conquering the Shadowlands? Why does your plan look more stupid the more its revealed?
It’s just… This villains an idiot. And he’s supposedly one of the oldest enemies Azeroth could possibly know…
Just end me with this writing.
