The High Elf Love Thread đŸ„°

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7386

The real enemy was Sylvanas’ plot armor though. We could have drained the sea putting the fire out and she’d just look at it and it’d burst into flames.

I don’t have waifu powers.

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7387

Sylvanas didn’t even use plot armor that time.
Like
come on
you live in a tree.
Wouldn’t you have like
fire wards? Or something?

7388

It’s a tree big enough to hold a major city, its suburbs, a forest, etc


The only reason it burned was serious hand-waving levels of Dev Power.

7389

Just make High Elves the first “Hero Race” (just like a Hero Class). Starts at a higher level with a unique intro questing area that gives a racial armor set by the end. Also, make their racial abilities slightly more powerful to reflect the hero status.

7390

As if she wouldn’t just plot armor through those. And yeah it was plot armor or something, How else did they use catapults to reach Teldrassil that easily?

7391
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7392

Right on! :crescent_moon::evergreen_tree::evergreen_tree::evergreen_tree:

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7393

Teaches the Night Elves one thing: They should’ve armored up those “Tree” defences.

I mean, who wouldn’t love to see a Teldrassil in armor?

7394

They used demolishers, not catapults.

Demolishers are powered by an engine, they’re closer to a rail gun than a catapult.

7395

Is there plot armor greater than Sylvanas’? I want that for Teldrassil 2.0. It will be fireproof and able to take out anyone that so much as sneezes at it.

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7396

After inspection they found that it was actually a malfunction with the ovens the elves used to bake their famous cookies that burned everything down.
Oh
wait maybe that’s something else


7397

Someone let Nomi take over their shift.

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7398

What would you call Jaina’s flying arcane ship?

7399

Ah yes, trees, cities, suburbs and forests. All things famously impervious to fires.

7400

So, you want something that also blow the Night Elves sky high if they sneeze?

7401

Plot armor also. Something needed to happen to save the dummies that went charging against Sylvanas blightpants with nothing to counter the blight though.

7402

Night elves don’t sneeze. That’s a little known fact.

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7403

Is it not ladylike?

7404

Must have been the dry season.

Catapults have incredible range. it is rather frightening to be honest. The longest shot was about 1.1km. Keep in mind as well, that we’re in a magic world, so I am sure they fired quite a bit farther.

now mind you did they use Demolishers which fire something closer to a cannon.

7405

It’s more because we are bffs with nature. Pollen doesn’t attack us!