The High Elf Love Thread 🥰

[Itlatn-illidan]

Its as bad an idea as sucking fel out of your demons. I scoff at your play at nobility. Go back to seeking your next fix.

[Renotarshil-malganis (Renotarshil)]

Are you drunk?

[Guzzle-barthilas]

Yeah, I have a habit of thunder stomping them into the earth. You’re next tiny. >=(

Not with that ilvl.

[Avarie-farstriders]

I think one would have to be to play a void elf.

[Renotarshil-malganis (Renotarshil)]

Yeah, I mean imagine giving up flawless tanned skin, immaculate spiky hair and being the pride and joy of Silvermoon to go play with rocks in a shadowy corner.

[Avarie-farstriders]

Besides, night elves are the superior blue/purple elves.

[Itlatn-illidan]

I wish i was actually.

Not with that ilvl.

You’re a priest. Easy prey.

I think one would have to be to play a void elf.

This is why we let your tree burn.

Yeah, I mean imagine giving up flawless tanned skin, immaculate spiky hair and being the pride and joy of Silvermoon to go play with rocks in a shadowy corner.

My skin is the kind that doesn’t rely on a magic sunwell to be maintained.

Besides, night elves are the superior blue/purple elves.

Which is why their tree burned down.
Twice.

[Renotarshil-malganis (Renotarshil)]

My skin is the kind that doesn’t rely on a magic sunwell to be maintained.

It’s called getting some Sun. You don’t need a magic well of light and arcane to achieve something so basic.

[Guzzle-barthilas]

You’re a priest. Easy prey.

That’s what they all say right up until they get psyfiended.

[Avarie-farstriders]

But again, you live on a rock. And turn bright blue in battle as if you forgot to breathe for a while, maybe ask the voices in your head to remind you. And you smell not so faintly of squid.

[Fezzy-draenor (Fezzy)]

I’d appear in a slash fic with you.

[Itlatn-illidan]

It’s called getting some Sun. You don’t need a magic well of light and arcane to achieve something so basic.

In the case of blood elves, yeah, you kinda do.

That’s what they all say right up until they get psyfiended.

Challenge accepted. Top of Ogrimmar. I’ll take you on and your weak NPC’s

But again, you live on a rock. And turn bright blue in battle as if you forgot to breathe for a while, maybe ask the voices in your head to remind you. And you smell not so faintly of squid.

Hey, at least I have a home. At least I don’t run around screaming “SAVE THE TREES”, or run around looking like I got a black eye from failing to kill a forsaken NPC.
You smell like a hobo.

I’d appear in a slash fic with you.

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Done.

Going home now.

[Murgatroyd-lightbringer (Murgatroyd)]

@Sarallesta-shattered-hand

Oh where is my hug? D:

[Itlatn-illidan]

[Avarie-farstriders]

I am sure I can find a rock to stand around on. If you and your three relatives can do it it’s not that hard.

[Itlatn-illidan]

Considering you couldn’t find water to put out the tree even though you live on an island, my hopes for you are low.

[Guzzle-barthilas]

I’d appear in a slash fic with you.

Zug me bby.

[Somand-proudmoore]

And turn bright blue in battle as if you forgot to breathe for a while

I turn Voidwalker purple actually.

Though I’d rather have Alleria’s Void form.

https://media.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2017/june/AlleriaVoid.jpg

[Itlatn-illidan]

[Sarallesta-shattered-hand]

I would be rolling for that any time of the week. That void form looks a lot more void than the Void Elves void form.