My cycle got broken, in a traffic accident.
Be gentle, I bruise like a peach.
I am always gentle with you!
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It wasn’t an accident.
It was done so you could use a proper mog.
But all of your mogs are terrible. None of you wear skull hats.
Everything I wear is a perfect mog, I have the shirt to prove it.
It makes as much sense as Zoidberg…
That is a dang lie sir
Find me a blue skull and I’ll wear it
I don’t have the right skull to use yet.
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Refine your tastes, plebian.
Not a whole lot of orc skulls to wear… then Trust me I’d be sporting that skull.
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I doubt you have a tongue for you lack any taste whatsoever pink skin.
Do dinosaur skulls count? I may go back to that zanda helm that makes me look like I’m an undead dinosaur with a hood.
Go find some human potential to slurp up, while the big mog boys talk.
I consider this a threat. I’m calling my local member.
Beats better than being featured in 99% of the slash fics with orcs.
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Hey you’d be lucky to appear in a slash fic with an orc.
Yeah, I have a habit of thunder stomping them into the earth. You’re next tiny. >=(
Only a pleb would think this was a bad idea. I scoff at your unrefined senses. Go play with a rock.