The Dwarf Lounge

Community General Discussion
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Points mug towards Banothus with a smirk

Ya know what to do lad!

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Upon further inspection…

“Lad, I did’nae 'ave the 'eart ta tell ye. Yer a Death Knight. Ya dun’nae ‘ave tha’ spell…”

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snaps fingers

“Drink deep a yer cup, friend.”

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I am a Forsaken Destruction Warlock! I do have that spell! I know what I am and what I have!!!

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An he’s deed tae boot, stone deed. Nae pulse or nothing.

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Story checks out.

Do you do children’s parties?

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“Aye. No drinkin’ age fer Dwarfs. The wee beardlings do love their ale…”

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Ow! Hey! We got a beard thief in here!!

/throws tankard at Normercy

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Casts Mind Freeze once, breaks Destruction Warlock’s rotation.

Me: “Ha!”

Warlock attempts to get back into rotation.

I cast Asphyxiate.

Warlock: “Damn it…”

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Pats shoulder with immense force

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Beard thief?!

tries in vain to cover his beard with his hands.

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Tucks beard under chestpiece, and whistles

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I am immune to all of those things you used against me. Only thing you can do is run and hope you’re far enough away from me.

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puts on deadly beard protection (see profile)

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Who ordered the talking chicken wing? You know what I think I’ll take two chickens.

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/Looks around the room

Huh… wonder where our fluffy panda friends are, they usually stop in by now… free beer and all… /shrug

:thinking: Lad, me thinks th’ embalmin’ fluid got to ya befer th’ ale did… no have a seat an’ hush befer ya hurt ya self…

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That’s pronounced “Bronzebeard” lad, or is it lass? Never can tell with you Elven folk… :wink: :beer:

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/salute
Thank ye and well met! :beers::beer:

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Your beard is truly magnificent.

(puts out a lovely tray of cookies for dorfs, their friends and their beards.)

:cookie:

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Ain’t nothing wrong with me. Now bow before the Mighty Jaquestiney or forever be in the shadowlands.