The Dwarf Lounge

anon18742561 · March 5, 2019, 7:29pm

*stealths and sneaks through the room putting little flowers in all the beards…

Abend-emerald-dream · March 5, 2019, 7:30pm

Dwarves are the best when it comes to fitting new shoes and sharpening my horns.

Edelodin-sargeras · March 5, 2019, 7:30pm

Damn Warframe…

Vadimier-tanaris · March 5, 2019, 7:31pm

You git with that sort of talk or next time your pet taunts I’m not taunting back.

And fluffy won’t like that.

Abend-emerald-dream · March 5, 2019, 7:33pm

Everyone knows Dwarves can’t resist the /waggle

/waggling intensifies

Jaquestiney-thrall · March 5, 2019, 7:35pm

none of you dwarves can take on Jaquestiney, Hero of Azeroth, the one shotting chaos bolt warlock. I am too powerful for this universe. Any may challenge me but I warn you, you will be killed very easily and quickly.

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 5, 2019, 7:36pm

Tell me Jaquestiny, why kill when we can drink…?

Nods and continues drinking

Vadimier-tanaris · March 5, 2019, 7:36pm

Casts spell reflect just before chaos bolt launches.

Banothus-moon-guard · March 5, 2019, 7:37pm

Teleporting in is a rare Dwarf mage.

“Banothus Deeprune at yer service. Why would a Dwarf get inta magic ya might ask?”

Banothus’ eyes twinkle, and his mustache rises at one side revealing a smirk. His fingers twirl as he utters a short incantation under his breath.

“'Cause I can do this!”

All the glasses in the lounge are instantly refilled and chilled to the perfect temperature.

“Cheers!”

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 5, 2019, 7:37pm

Stares in awe

My hero…

Vadimier-tanaris · March 5, 2019, 7:38pm

Just when I was getting low on beer. Banothus is the real MVP here.

Normercy-aggramar · March 5, 2019, 7:38pm

rips rat from Swiftravens face

Shame on you, there be starvin’ Dwarf children in IronForge!

Lokoma-emerald-dream · March 5, 2019, 7:39pm

you lost your own city there’s no way we are trusting you with this lounge

Jaquestiney-thrall · March 5, 2019, 7:39pm

My chaos bolts penetrates everything including spell reflects, and it is also not interruptible, and I am immune to any sort of cc or other such annoyances. Once I start casting it, your only option is to run as fast as you can or face instant death.

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 5, 2019, 7:39pm

Dwarves don’t run.

Normercy-aggramar · March 5, 2019, 7:40pm

Do you even have a chin to cultivate a beard… phhhffft!

Vadimier-tanaris · March 5, 2019, 7:40pm

So you’re cheating then.

Come on Jaq, that’s hardly sporting.

Banothus-moon-guard · March 5, 2019, 7:40pm

Teleports the undead to Dalaran crater

“Enjoy the fall, lad.”

Dvärgak-the-forgotten-coast · March 5, 2019, 7:41pm

Shouts

HOORAH!

Jaquestiney-thrall · March 5, 2019, 7:42pm

Uses Demonic Circle: Teleport hey guys I’m back. Who’s ready to die?