One, obviously.
Plenty of Ale and all is good!
So this is where you all are. Couldâve poked me with a stick to wake and invite me.
One if Iâm the Dark Iron
No, thatâd be me.
You saying you could out drink me?
I am, actually, the most experienced drinker of ale.
I, the mighty Dvärgak, captured a flag in Warsong Gulch whilst absolutely fazed.
We lost, but still.
I captured three in a row while plastered in very quick succession.
Barbarian was broken. Triple leap + speed boost + speed potion + worgen racial, + two priests gripping me.
It was GLORIOUS. I was a very speedy warrior. <3
How exactly does that compare to my ability of getting stuck in trees and missing doorways as a result of my inability to walk in a straight line Vad?
It doesnât. It sounds like you really know how to have a good time Dvargak.
I once heroic leaped into a tree. No idea how because itâs almost always the dreaded âno path available.â
Couldnât do it when I tried again. Kept smashing my face into the side of it.
INTO the tree?!
Santa IS magical, we know that.
Raises head from bar
'Ello lads, what day it be?
Rest lad, rest.
There remains a sufficient supply of ale, so, you may rest your head in peace.
It was the best day ever. I used to have a screenshot of it.
It be Friday and there still be plenty of ale for the taking should you be gripped by thirst.
removes scraps and chicken bones from beard
Ale it is!
Aye lad, let me share a drink with ya
OhâŚ
Oh?
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Lads, What say ye 'bout this?
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I like it! That cudgel is very spiky and smashy.
The way we like it, eh?
Santa, try the âTusks of Mannorothâ on him.
Also, can you make any recommendations to it?
Aye, the wolpertinger is the stuff of Dwarven legends and myth⌠Canât say I believe in it! hic