The Dark Portal opens once again!

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Heroes of the Alliance,

Once again the Dark Portal has been reopened to serve the evil machinations of the savage orcs that have invaded our homeland! Once again we are faced with the threat of invasion from the dark forces of the Burning Legion - fel forces that seek to tear all that we hold dear in Azeroth asunder!

But all is not lost! Sally forth with me into the portal today and we shall show these beasts that that the Alliance shall never fall to darkness. In the name of the light, and under the guidance of the wise Naaru and our glorious leaders, we shall put an end to the invasion once and for all!

Join me and we shall take back what is ours from the wretched Horde and halt the Legion!

FOR THE ALLIANCE!

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How precious.

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(Scene opens - Hundreds of Heroes stand side by side by the portal)

Hero A = “Let’s Ride!”

(The group charges the portal)

“You have been disconnected from the server. (WOW51900319)”

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That’s all well and good and I’m totally prepared for orcs, but why are we killing Illidan again?

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For that warden chick

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I guess that’s good enough for me. I’ve murdered countless people/animals/animal people and murlocs for less.

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I hate murlocs.

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(Con’t of script)

(Screen cuts to black for 1 second, we reopen the scene with the group in front of the portal)

Hero A - “Ok everyone, lets try this again!, CHARGE!”

“You have been disconnected from the server. (WOW51900319)”

Hero B - “Umm, is this supposed to be happening boss?”

Hero C - " I gotta take a bathroom Break!"

Hero A - “Ok everyone, take 5, we will try this again after.”

(Cut to black)

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