Hey Blizzard,
So, I’ve been thinking… (dangerous, I know)… but hear me out. The new Classic WoW servers are upon us, and I have a tiny suggestion that will change everything without actually changing anything: Dual-Spec or Cheaper Respec Costs.
Now, before the purists start warming up their keyboards to unleash a Caps Lock-fueled “NO CHANGES!”—relax. Let’s walk through this together, logically (and maybe with a sprinkle of humor).
1. Gameplay Impact: Zero. Nada. Zilch.
Dual-spec doesn’t actually change the core experience of Classic WoW. You’re still grinding, questing, and getting farmed by rogues who have clearly never read the word “sportsmanship.” But what it does change is the amount of time I have to spend in Ironforge debating whether to respec or buy a decent pair of boots that don’t look like hand-me-downs from Hogger.
Let’s be real: switching from Prot to Fury or Resto to Feral isn’t going to turn you into a one-man raid boss. It just means you’re no longer one respec away from needing to pawn off your hard-earned Fire Resist gear. All this does is let us be more flexible without constantly emptying our pockets—because let’s face it, the real challenge of Classic shouldn’t be deciding between respeccing for your guild or affording your next repair bill.
2. The ONLY Players Hurt by This: Gold Sellers (And Honestly, Who’s Sad About That?)
By reducing the pressure on gold, we effectively reduce the demand for… you guessed it, gold. This only hurts one specific type of player: that level 1 rogue in Trade Chat promising you 1,000 gold for a “special price, just for u <3.” Think of this as a public service announcement: “Save a gold seller, kill demand!”
Seriously, imagine a world where the gold spammers are forced to get real jobs, like… I don’t know, farming Felcloth the old-fashioned way. This change is like casting Banish on those pesky traders, sending them back to the shadow realm of questionable MMO economies.
3. The People Have Spoken (And By People, I Mean a Subreddit Poll, So You KNOW It’s Legit)
Now, I know some of you are worried about the integrity of the Classic WoW experience, but let me ease your mind with some hard data: a subreddit poll. That’s right, a survey on the most reliable corner of the internet revealed 80% of players are in favor of Dual-Spec. Another 10.72% voted for reduced respec costs. And the final 9.12%? Clearly, they’re the type who think spending an hour corpse-running through Stranglethorn Vale is just part of the Classic charm.
If 80% of WoW players agree on something, it’s basically divine intervention. We’re talking about a player base that can’t agree on whether pineapple belongs on pizza, let alone how to down Ragnaros without yelling at each other.
4. Let DPS Mains Explore the True Meaning of Hybrid Tax
Dual-spec isn’t just about saving gold—it’s about expanding horizons! Imagine all the DPS warriors out there who are itching to try something new, like tanking… and by “itching,” I mean they’ll spec Prot, immediately pull 14 mobs, and blame the healer. Or maybe those mages who’ve only ever fireballed things suddenly get the crazy idea to try Frost… only to realize they still can’t win a duel against a Warlock pet.
This is about letting people experiment! Let them discover that, yes, Holy Paladins are more than just Flash of Light spam bots. Maybe they’ll even learn how to cleanse poisons before their raid leader has a meltdown.
5. Tanks and Healers: Less “WTS Services,” More Actual Runs
Let’s address the elephant in the room: the constant “WTS TANK SERVICE, 50G” spam. You know what’s worse than being a DPS waiting 45 minutes for a dungeon group? Realizing that the only tank available is charging you like he’s an Uber driver during peak hours.
If Dual-Spec becomes a thing, suddenly, people will have the freedom to tank or heal without feeling like they’ve signed away their financial future. Less demand on gold = less demand for mercenary tanks and healers. It’s a win-win, unless, of course, your hobby is selling “Tank carries” and funding your Gnome engineering projects.
TL;DR: Please Give Us Dual-Spec or Cheaper Respecs In conclusion, adding Dual-Spec or cheaper respec costs would let me spend less time farming gold like a goblin accountant and more time in dungeons where I belong. It won’t break the game, but it might just save my gold-stretched sanity. Plus, it might even convince some DPS players to actually try healing.
Thanks for reading my manifesto. And hey, if this actually happens, I expect a celebratory batch of conjured strudels in my mailbox.
Yours sincerely,
A Broke DPS Just Trying to Help