The Alliance is here for you Horde

Homelander-undermine · June 3, 2021, 5:59pm

By order of our king we are to help you whenever we can.

How may the Alliance help you today?

Grumbles-hellscream · June 3, 2021, 6:02pm

I can bring cookies and snacks!

Homelander-undermine · June 3, 2021, 6:04pm

This is a good offering. Just be careful not to get mixed in with the cookies. Some of the Horde thinks that Gnomes are the snacks.

Thèón-emerald-dream · June 3, 2021, 6:05pm

Thank you, Homelander

Lazyguide-area-52 · June 3, 2021, 6:05pm

Yeah, uhhh, can I have a #5, with a large coke, and uhh, a side of pickles?

Magnificent-wyrmrest-accord · June 3, 2021, 6:44pm

destroy the void elves! theyre a threat to the sunwell!

Estivail-draenor · June 3, 2021, 9:24pm

Surrender and let us take over your faction. Those who oppose or retaliate shall be executed. We are now your rulers and your boy king shall die, along with the other Alliance leaders.

You betrayed your own faction, thus should not be trusted you will be executed immediately.

For The Horde.

Kakurine-area-52 · June 3, 2021, 9:26pm

Pphhhffff to hell with factions for azeroth.

Urmog-emerald-dream · June 3, 2021, 9:27pm

Very nice of you Human.

Do you have any Redbulls? I can use one, my energy is low

Burgok-wyrmrest-accord · June 3, 2021, 10:13pm

This is not the first time I’ve seen you trying to appease the Horde. What’s your angle?

glares

Avarie-farstriders · June 3, 2021, 10:14pm

I’m offering free arrows to the horde.

Foxhound-fenris · June 3, 2021, 10:14pm

Make me a Paladin.

Liianas-khaz-modan · June 3, 2021, 10:14pm

It was fun starting Shadowlands only to see Blizzard disregard the whole War like it didn’t happen. Then make fun of it in the Ardenweald quest.

I honestly couldn’t tell you why the factions are separate at this point. Let me group up with my Alliance friends If im gonna be walking around with Humans and Night Elves all the time.

Or, Let me team up with the Horde if im gonna be following around Orcs and Tauren.

Fezzy-draenor · June 3, 2021, 10:15pm

Can you help me and my people recover Ashenvale?

(honestly feel like I shouldn’t have had to ask.)

Avarie-farstriders · June 3, 2021, 10:18pm

A new home immune to fire and plot armor would be nice too.

Rammuh-quelthalas · June 3, 2021, 10:18pm

Do you want onion rings with your order?

Tempree-silver-hand · June 3, 2021, 10:19pm

Can you plant a new tree? Something kinda happened to the last one, and we need more firewood…

Lazyguide-area-52 · June 3, 2021, 10:23pm

I’ll take fries with one lone onion ring.

Armalite-emerald-dream · June 3, 2021, 10:25pm

We’ll help put your undead back in the ground, We have plenty of shovels!

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