Which is why blizzard should give her a redemption arc and have her claiming victory by the end of shadowlands. Such a queen deserves nothing less but total victory. Salty night elf fans included it would be extra worth it.
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
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Can we have Arthas, Sargeras, Lei Shen, the Old Gods and Void Lords tear her body to shreds? Just so we can watch Erevien weep those salty tears when her bikini clad a$$ gets thrown into the Maw?
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No this is Patrick.
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I am not a Crusty Crab!
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Judging from the interior of this thread it more resembles the chum bucket …
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starts digging Wow this is some real low hanging fruit.
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This is physically impossible, Sylvanas isn’t a dwarf. And since we all know dwarves are the best race it tracks that the best character has to be a dwarf.
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Erevien uses only the finest potatoes for his bait.
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This bait is such low-hanging fruit, it’s actually a root vegetable.
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad for making it.
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I don’t want her to be… but the reactions would be a spectacle yet unseen in the world affairs. I’ll allow it.
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Bait me baby one more time ’ 
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I love how I knew who posted this thread by the title alone before even looking.
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Great post dude, keep spreading the truth. Salty pixel lovers can cry about the fictional genocide while we enjoy a great and fun character.
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All I want is a fully rendered 3D cinematic where Sylvanas defeats us, wins the War of Warcraft, then takes her boots off to reveal her juicy death feet so she can do a little dance on our bodies. I just think it’d be good for her character and stuff. Especially if her feet get a little s-sweaty after fighting so hard.
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Unfortunately she is dead. Means no metabolism.
Sorry …
How’s Blizzard gonna get us out of this one? 
Hmm… a redemption arc where she is then again brought back to life and then she coudl sweat again.
I apply at blizzards story team, I think I got the gist.
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You’re a genius! See, these are the hard-hitting lore conundrums Blizzard needs answers for. I’d hire you on the spot if Blizz didn’t fire me for quote unquote obsessive and inappropriate workplace behavior.
Disclaimer
That’s a joke, I’ve never worked for Blizzard. Just to cover my buns here.
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