Oh man. They are. I got a full routine. One of my friends is a uh…
Salon hair person job doer.
She works with hair. Anyways, despite my efforts to keep it groomed and clean, my beard was so itchy and awful, I was about to shave it off. Then she recommended some shampoo, conditioner, oil, etc. Saved my beard.
I knew a dude once, who had a beard so long, I swear the man could hold an entire forest full of animals in the thing.
Chin-biting, yes.
Yes, biting your man on his chin.
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Did you guys think I was talking about something else?
I’d’ve thought by now you’d know me well enough that whatever I was talking about had to be something loony like biting chins.
Facial hair is worse then head hair in terms of getting itchy, but still hair and like hair on your head proper cleaning and moisturizing is what’s needed. Good that you had a friend able to recommend good products, I just look up reviews myself.
It’s why we love you dear. 
Chin biting? That’s a new one lol.
Now you sound like Anakin talking about sand “and it gets everywhere”
Although being fair, a beard can get at many places, especially showers
I randomly kiss my best friend on the nose. We all have odd habits
I am helpless when it comes to choosing between two or more different, but very similar, items. When I first went to buy shampoo for myself, I stood in the aisle, helpless, for like… twenty minutes.
“What does volumizing mean? Do I need a volumizing shampoo?”
“Is my scalp oily or dry? It’s oily sometimes and dry other times.”
“This one is $4.99 for 16oz, and this one is $5.99 for 20oz.”
“Wait, this one’s bottle’s made from recycled content… That sounds good.”
I finally picked the one which had the prettiest color. Same thing happened for toothbrushes.
hugs Oh, you poor lost soul you
Sometimes a man thinks he’s the one in control of a relationship. These men need to be disabused of such notions. There are two methods to breaking these men of their delusional notions.
A good, solid chin bite usually gets the point across. If not? Well, there’s always the other option…
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… I’m talking about breaking up with them.
lol well for the toothbrush thing do you have sensitive gums? Cause I do so I buy soft bristle brushes so I’m not causing my mouth to bleed all the time, and I assume the difference between oily and dry hair is your hair after a wash and dry looks dry all day, where as oily hair doesn’t take long for oils to build back up and give your hair that greasy sheen.
I’m a strong independent man who don’t need no woman to chin bite me lol.
I recently bought an electric toothbrush and I pretend I’m a vampire whenever I brush my teeth
Haha oh lord that’s funny
At some point, every day, I have this conversation with myself:
My doctor (not dentist, weirdly) said “buy toothbrushes with soft bristles, it says it on the package”. So, I find the prettiest toothbrush with soft bristles.
Also, that happened like… ten years ago. I’ve since adopted the philosophy, “Dude, they’re like $3. Just pick one and go. If you don’t like it, get another.”
Said every man I ever chin-bit.
You go trying to tell a woman like me what to do. Beard ain’t gonna save you.
… Unless it tastes real bad, then it might. Like I said, gets in the way of stuff.
At the bf’s insistence, I keep mine because it adds an extra tactile layer to fun time things.
Ma’am sounds like there is going to be a struggle of wills here.
I keep the beard purely for aesthetics and to feed my ego, and to hide my childish face. Cause I look allot younger then I am without it haha