Space alien frogs are coming for azeroth

[Zandrae-wyrmrest-accord (Zandrae)]

But are the space frogs genderfluid?

[Magasmash-dalaran]

For that matter, are they gendered at all?

And if they are, does either gender look good in an armorkini?

(I tend to judge things by armorkini appropriateness.)

[Zandrae-wyrmrest-accord (Zandrae)]

All space frogs should wear armorkinis.

[Qamaits-darrowmere (Qamaits)]

This thread was one heck of an adventure for being so tiny.

[Ambius-wyrmrest-accord]

~https://i.gifer.com/3vXI.gif
None of you saw this. This thread does not exist. There is NO impending frog/toad/newt invasion. You may all return to your previous activities, comfortable in your ignorance of the approaching doom.

Addendum: Wellll, drat. I can’t post links. Bleh.

[Zandrae-wyrmrest-accord (Zandrae)]

@Ambius-wyrmrest-accord

None of you saw this. This thread does not exist. There is NO impending frog/toad/newt invasion. You may all return to your previous activities, comfortable in your ignorance of the approaching doom.

Addendum: Wellll, drat. I can’t post links. Bleh.

I got you, foxy frand.

[Qamaits-darrowmere (Qamaits)]

You didn’t see anything.

[Latherfal-nordrassil (Latherfal)]

[Cruelmoon-nemesis]

Well, we got good space goats. Evil space frogs only make sense.

The word “eggs” popped in my head.

Now I’m picturing frogs as xenomorphs.

[Nericaryn-destromath]

So an entire expansion of two characters from Kung Fu Hustle?
If that’s the case I’m sticking with the Landlady’s faction.

[anon53949738]

The supreme leader of the alien frogs is indeed the one known as the hypnosis toad. He hypnotized you into what you believe is opposite of what you say

[Qamaits-darrowmere (Qamaits)]

But why would evil space frogs let a toad lead them?

[anon53949738]

Because they are illogical not even the jailer with his 4d master IQ could understand them.

[Kynrayia-nazgrel (Kynrayia)]

@Magasmash-dalaran

(I tend to judge things by armorkini appropriateness.)

Pandaren have great armorkina.

[Kynrayia-nazgrel (Kynrayia)]

@Cruelmoon-nemesis

Well, we got good space goats. Evil space frogs only make sense.

Draenei are purposefully designed with a demonic appearance.

@Qamaits-darrowmere

But why would evil space frogs let a toad lead them?

toads are frogs.

[Mooriartee-khaz-modan (Mooriartee)]

@anon53949738

I have a source if you will in about 2 expansions later we will be under attacked by some cosmic invaders known as space frogs. They will play like some stereotypical bad guy with leaps and jumps and pew pew lazer beans. You know the whole story and how the jailer wanted to prevent this from happening. Well apparently the space frogs oh no they don’t want Azeroth soul or whatever. They want us they want to eat our soul you see that’s the difference. The space frogs are absolutely intelligent and 4D chess master plan. They go pew pew. My source is trust me bro and sis.

I totally believe this!

After the never ending genocide that we committed against the Gulp Frogs on the Timeless Isle, we are due to reap the vengeance of the Space Toads!

/moo

[Vincent-nathrezim]

Guys.
I’m having Flashbacks.
Everquest Flashbacks.

I think the Frogloks game me PTSD.

[Magasmash-dalaran]

@Kynrayia-nazgrel

Pandaren have great armorkina.

We have the same armorkinis as anyone else.

We just fill them out especially well.

[anon53949738]

Indeed our rallying cry shall be not today space frogs like captain America when he saw his own butt. Indeed that is America……

[Magasmash-dalaran]

@Mooriartee-khaz-modan

After the never ending genocide that we committed against the Gulp Frogs on the Timeless Isle, we are due to reap the vengeance of the Space Toads!

Or the thanks.

“Those guys? Those bestial freaks of nature? We exiled them here millennia ago, and… we never thought to cull them… they kept eating up all our spare Timeless Coins and… you just… harvest them? Why did we never think of that? Phooey.”