…huh, it’s almost like being well-known as a liar makes it less likely that people will believe you or something!
Why, it reminds me of a fairy tale!
THE WARCHIEF WHO CRIED WORGEN
Once upon a time…
The was a Warchief who was watching over her flock of stupid sheep, the Horde. Wanting to make herself better liked by them before she had them sheared and slaughtered she cried out “Worgen! Worgen!”
At the thought of PVP, all the Horde grabbed their weapons and dashed over to the Warchief, wanting to know where the filthy Blues were.
The Warchief smiled and said that she scared them all off by herself!
The Horde begrudgingly admitted that that was pretty cool and went back to chewing rocks.
The next day, the Warchief once again got bored with thinking about how she owned no loyalty to the morons who served her and they would all die once they were of no more used to her alive and cried “Worgen! Worgen!” again.
The Horde once again immediately spat out the rocks they were chewing on and rushed to the aid of their Warchief, axes ready.
Once again, the Warchief smiled and said she had single-handedly driven them all away. Once again the Horde was impressed, though some of them ran the numbers and thought it didn’t match their sims.
This continued Patch after Patch, but each time the Warchief cried “Worgen!” Fewer and fewer Horde showed up.
One day, while the Warchief was snarling contemptuously at her flock, Genn Greymane appeared! “Worgen! Worgen!” cried the Warchief. But, by this time, no one believed that there were any worgen attacking, because the devs would never allow any Alliance characters to so much as give the Horde a limp slap on the wrist without being told that they were just as bad as the Horde for doing so, even if it was in retaliation for the Horde skinning their screaming children alive in front of them.
So Genn Greymane ripped the Warchief’s head off and #### down her neck.
And everyone was happy!
THE END