So I just got the Turtle Mount

If you put on a turtle costume and bike it hard, it increases. So its like a Turtle on top of a turtle but both running turtles multiply the speed by 240%! :smiling_face: :kissing_closed_eyes: :yum:

The cycle of life can be cruel…

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what if you put wheels on it and speed it up

The circle of life can be cruel.

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if talking about Saltwater Snapjaw it has a 100% swim speed
and a lvl 1 can use it no training

There are plenty of turtle mounts that move fast. It’s hysterical that they keep making these kinds of amateur mistakes. It happens ALL THE TIME. Literally 0 internal testing. Addon devs do the same thing. They write code and then publish the addon update without even logging into the game. I actually have WoW open and running while I write my code.

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Alright coder Andy

But to be realistic, you wouldn’t even use this mount you’d just go “neat” and be on your way

I expect better than this from a company that I give a lot of my money to.

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But there’s significantly more than work like typical mounts.
It has fireworks strapped to it’s side. Being an aquatic mount makes little to no sense.

It’s a turtle!

I like turtles
:turtle:

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Dude, the other day I got to thinking about how much money I’ve spent on WoW…
Roughly $2,100 in subscription fees alone.

Ouch. I was on my way but gold saved me

Just kidding I just did the math and I probably tripled that

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You try being a derpy, happy turtle and having some jerk tie two cannons and a bunch of spikes to you, and see if you’re going to be trailblazing across Azeroth.

I’m shocked it can even swim.

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I know right usually swimming turtles have webbed feet

It cannot fly either?

What a waste.

I’ll stick to our free Otter. It swims fast and runs at the correct speed.

I like turtle soup.

Both are fine choices.
/bites into turtle like a handfruit

I called it the Walking Turtle. It’s the Riding Turtle. I got it mixed up because it goes walk speed, and no, it doesn’t get a speed increase in water.

Riding Turtle - Item - World of Warcraft (wowhead.com)

the saltwalter has 100% swim speed