How about a blood bowl tournament to settle grudges? Best solution for any major conflict
Let me address this - because while I know it was a joke, it’s a great analogy.
This game is in part a competitive multiplayer experience whose core is a nearly three-decade old faction rivalry that was defined in 2002 to fit to the contours of what it is today. This faction rivalry is most relevant to the PVP game mode, which has various instanced and non-instanced content, and requirements for its own balancing.
But let’s simplify it. Let’s say that it’s Blood Bowl! Where you can pick from one of four exciting characters and duke it out with the others in a battle royale fight to the finish!
Meta-wise, they’re all pretty much the same. Some have some special attributes and abilities, that really only the most hardcore of people even care about. You don’t have time to worry about stats and theorycrafting. You have a job and a life! So you’re going to do what most people do - you’re going to pick a fighter that suits your personal tastes.
Character 1: The noble human paladin. This guy’s got some pretty cool looking armor. He’s got a hammer, and all around he’s a good guy who hands out candy and divine justice. Also, some people who are really into “the crusades” have been making memes about him. So there’s that.
Character 2: Here you’ve got the musclebound, shirt-eschewing Orc. The guy looks like he came out of Mad Max. He’s got sweet tattoos, and an impractical axe. The guy looks like he could bench press a Volkswagen, and he’s in ALL the promotional material.
Character 3: Next up is your assassin. She’s clad in form-fitting dark clothes, wears a mask that screams mystery and danger. She’s got a pair of long sinister daggers with these green highlights, and there’s this whole cinematic where she sneaks through a town and takes out a bunch of guards like she’s the long lost good Assassin’s Creed character.
Character 4: The druid is a doe-eyed elf in feral-looking armor that looks pretty distinctive. She’s got tons of fan art, but most of it - because the official art and cinematics do this too - don’t portray her in combat with the other fighters, or if they do, it’s because she’s getting defeated in it. She’s got a devoted fanbase left over from the last game, but most of the people who play her aren’t that serious.
So you pick the Assassin, and when your friend asks you say: “eh, the Orc and the Paladin aren’t for me, and the druid sucks.”
“But the druid’s really good! Like, in Mysteries of the Bloodbowl, she fought the other three and beat them easily! And then, in Bloodbowl Mayhem Issue #2, she rooted that assassin, who is evil, by the way and…”
"I don’t care. I literally don’t care. I don’t want to play a character that sucks."
Most people don’t. So in the scenario I described, the druid will go unselected by most people. The druid sucks. Doesn’t matter what page 47 of Mysteries of the Bloodbowl has to say.
What I want is to give that druid some sharp claws and some cool fangs. I want to see some cinematics where she’s beating up on the Orc or the Assassin for a change so that I can feel like I’m just as powerful as the Paladin, or the Orc, or the Assassin.
Now, the Orc player might say “I think my character’s a moron for getting led by the nose by the assassin to fight and lose to the paladin, and I thought the fact that the paladin lectured the character afterward was really weak”, and the Assassin player might say “you know, the assassin used to be this nuanced character, then she turned cartoonishly evil” - and those are valid points - but they don’t attack the problem I’m highlighting with the druid character.
You know what also doesn’t attack the problem I’m highlighting with the druid character? The other characters trying to apologize to her. If I see the Orc backhand her in a cinematic, then have a ‘what have I done’ look wash over his face before he rushes over, tips his fedora, and helps her up before she tearfully thanks him and gives him a hug, I’m going to freaking vomit! This is Blood Bowl! I want her to hit him back! Give me THAT Blood Bowl, and I will play Blood Bowl with you.
Now, for some people, Blood Bowl might not be your thing, and that’s fine. I certainly don’t think that you should be forced to play Blood Bowl. I think it should be its own thing for those who appreciate that kind of gameplay.
But if you don’t, that’s what PVE is for.