Hello team,
As you know, I’m a bit of a social scientist, and I’m always seeking opportunities to better understand the human brain. Recently, I was exposed to a new phenomenon referred to as "Skibidi Brainrot. At first, I was ignorant to this term or disease. Was it just another example of the “zoomer” culture? Like using the term “cap” when you can just type the same number of letters for “lie”? Or how seemingly normal young males styling their hair in a manner to look like an 80s female?
But after the pre-patch was released a couple weeks ago. I know there is more to this Skibidi Brainrot. And it’s not good. Frankly, it’s an epidemic. After decades of prior WoW pre-patches that have exhibited the exact same circumstances of imbalance, tuning issues or bugs, it had me asking myself? Why all of a sudden are you seeing a surge in cognitive dissonance? Has the war on our prosocial emotional relationships finally come to a head? Has PRIME drinks and Takis caused misfiring of the youthful brain synapses? This shift in standard WoW paradigms require more research.
But for now, those experiencing the symptoms of Post-Patch Skibidi Brain ™ should follow the below steps.
1.) Step away from your computer and the WoW forums
2.) Place your cellphone in a safe but isolated space
3.) Immediately wash any product out of your Veggietales hairdo
4.) And promptly get a crew cut or just go outside in general
5.) And for the love of God, JUST SAY LIE. And don’t roll an ele or dk for 3 weeks
I will continue to research for now. Any other scientist, feel free to share your notes.
Sincerely,
Doctor Darwin Grandpop Hokage Jim
