No, no, no… I, Zeromus the Condemner, Deathlord of the Knights of the Ebon Blade, Wielder of the Twin Blades of Frostmourne, and the Necrotic Fist of the Lich King, call upon the time-honored tradition of DIBS on Yrel!
I thought Anduin was already our God Queen? Anduin bounces back from severe injuries and her mistakes apparently never have consequences for him, truly a God.
Funny enough, Gelbin called himself a king too-- well, a king before becoming king.
Good Sir/Madame,
As a proud member of the Alliance, duty compels you to journey to Ironforge with haste and submit yourself to the will of High Tinker Mekkatorque, King of Gnomes.*
The end of our exile draws nigh - Operation: Gnomeregan is about to begin!**
Lawyerbot 2000 informs me that I actually possess no legal authority whatsoever - over gnomes or otherwise - but still, you have to admit that sounded impressive!
Seriously, please come help out if you can. Many thanks!