Sexy Dwarfs report in

You’re all way too modest.

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Hey someone said you needed your plumbing looked at?

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What if we’re just short? :raising_hand_woman:

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Aye lad ya wana pass me a drink?

I wonder if they notice…,

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Who dares summon me!?

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I did, I need a fort buff.

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I’m a dorf shot and stot. :flushed:

Oh, yes, hunny!!!

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But can you do splits like me?

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With some very undesirable reconfiguration…

Perhaps…

/Winces

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Ayy wut it do.

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I tried to do the splits like you but ended up falling over and farting instead.

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Is that Spinal Tap I hear?

I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy yeah!

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Reporting !!!

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'Sup.

10/char

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pass the mead

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