It used to be you could just roll in and get a job Overlording, back when we had the Overlord’s Union. But you know. Reagan.
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smh the high overlord job market is too inflated, it’s the archdruid/archmage economy all over again
Oh okay… now youre the one laughing… man please, show me anywhere we stated we have the exact ranks as the main body of the horde military. Me adding a comical introductory rank does not break lore whatsoever.
I explained it to you once and as much as I hate to repeat myself to someone who is arguing for the sake of arguing here it goes again. When you have small unit operations or special operations groups those groups will often have their own ranking system alongside similar to same rank titles as other branches of the military. I gave an example of the Navy SEALS, their ranks differ from other branches of the military.
No one is calling themselves High Overlord, go get a life outside of harrassing people on the forums.
sorry, wasnt talking to you, thought it was specific enough, my b
never said you did, that was part of the critique- maybe i wasn’t clear enough my guy
and yes. i am the one laughing. more accurately, 80% of the replies here have been laughing
Absolutely no one gives a damn about the opinion of four 12 year olds acting like know it alls… keep it moving kid
Depends on the subject, surely.
I wouldn’t trust the opinion of four twelve-year-olds on, say, domestic policy spending, I guess.
Look I’m not sayin Grand Apothecary Putress was right, but the Blight would solve this problem.
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Subject: Joining the Saurfang Vanguard - Orc Warlock Application
Dear Saurfang Vanguard,
Yo, what up, my orcish comrades? It’s your main man, GankstaLock, hailing from Orgrimmar’s underground rap scene. I’ve decided to drop some sick beats and demonic curses on Azeroth, and what better crew to roll with than the Saurfang Vanguard? I’m here to make your guild chat pop with chaos, confusion, and some serious orcish patty cake!
Name: GankstaLock Race: Orc Class: Warlock Level: 60 Favorite Rap Quote: “I got 99 problems, but a lich ain’t one.”
Let me break it down for you. I’m all about that Horde life, and I’ve got a level 60 orc warlock with a penchant for turning enemies into confused chickens. You know what they say, “If the enemy don’t flee, let 'em be!”
Now, let’s get down to business. I bring a unique set of skills to the table. I can summon demons, drop beats that can rival the Dark Portal’s ominous hum, and I even rap battle with my succubus on the side. Yeah, you heard it right - my succubus spits fire hotter than Blackrock Mountain!
But wait, there’s more! I’m obsessed with male orcs playing patty cake. I mean, who doesn’t love seeing those beefy green arms delicately patting cakes? It’s the ultimate test of strength and finesse! I’ve also dabbled in orcish scrapbooking, documenting our epic battles and victories with glittery embellishments and poetic captions.
In the words of the great rap philosopher MC Warchief:
“Orcs, we be choppin’ foes, In the battlegrounds, we’re the pros. With demons at my side, Saurfang Vanguard, let’s take this ride!”
I know this application might be as confusing as trying to figure out the timeline of Warcraft lore, but hey, life is too short not to keep it interesting, amirite?
So, Saurfang Vanguard, are you ready to add a little chaos and creativity to your ranks? Hit me up, and together we’ll dominate Azeroth like a fresh beat on the streets of Orgrimmar!
Keep it orc-tastic, GankstaLock
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Name: Chonga
Race: Orc
Class: Warlock
Level: 70
Favorite Full House Quote: “You got it, dude!”
My warlockery skills include summoning demons for impromptu talent shows and casting confusion spells that rival the Olsen twins switching roles. I’ve even got a voidwalker named Mr. Woodchuck – he’s my magical sidekick, and together, we’re unstoppable!
But wait, there’s more! I’ve got a secret recipe that will rock your world: Chonga’s Orcberry Pie. To harvest Orcberries properly, you’ll need:
Ingredients:
- 2 cups fresh Orcberries (harvested under the light of the moon)
- 1 cup sugar (or demon souls, if you’re feeling extra spicy)
- 1 orc-sized pie crust (extra green, extra flavor)
- A sprinkle of arcane dust (for that magical touch)
Instructions:
- Channel your inner warlock and summon a demonic sous-chef to assist you.
- Carefully harvest Orcberries under the moonlight while reciting the lyrics to “Everywhere You Look” from Full House.
- Mix the Orcberries with sugar (or demon souls) and a sprinkle of arcane dust. Stir it like you’re stirring up family drama.
- Pour the mixture into the orc-sized pie crust, and don’t forget to give it a magical blessing.
- Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit (or until the pie starts chanting demonic incantations) until golden brown.
Now, back to the guild application. In the immortal words of the Goonies, “Goonies never say die!” I’m looking forward to Zug ZUging our way to victory!
Orcishly yours,
Chonga
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My friend wants to join too he sent me his application for me to post I hope you don’t mind.
Subject: Joining the Saurfang Vanguard - Orc Cuddler Application
Dear Saurfang Vanguard,
I am BiscuitFist, the level 42 Orc Cuddler with a heart as big as Orgrimmar itself. I’ve mastered the art of cuddling my opponents into submission and even cuddled Deathwing himself into a 47-hour-long cuddle fest that had him purring like a kitten. But my love for cuddles is only matched by my passion for Orcish love poetry. I’m here to combine both these talents and join your ranks as a force to be reckoned with!
Name: BiscuitFist Race: Orc Class: Cuddler Level: 42
Cuddling Achievements:
- Successfully cuddled a Tauren warrior into surrendering in the middle of a battleground.
- Convinced a gnome rogue to give up stealth and join a tea party.
- Cuddled Deathwing into a cozy, 47-hour nap.
Now, let’s dive into some Orcish love poetry, even though my attempts are, admittedly, pretty bad:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My tusks are sharp, But my heart’s just for you.
Your green skin so strong, In battle, we thrive, Yet beneath the moonlight, Our love comes alive.
In the heat of the fight, Amidst cries and roars, I’ll cuddle you close, And we’ll conquer these wars.
But enough about poetry! I’m ready to bring my unique talents to the Saurfang Vanguard. Together, we’ll face the fiercest foes, showing them that sometimes, all you need is a warm embrace to turn the tide of battle.
So, are you ready to welcome BiscuitFist, the Orc Cuddler, into your ranks? I’m looking forward to spreading love and victory throughout Azeroth with you.
Warmly (literally), BiscuitFist
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Guys they said they wouldn’t check this post for replies please remember that
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Blizzard really needs more than the damn heart as a reaction to posts. We really need: heart, thumbs down, laugh emoji, vomit emoji. At least those.
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I think they expect their emotes to fill the gap
