Do you feel angry? maybe you’re angry at Blizzard, or maybe you’re angry at how people are reacting to pre-patch being delayed.
Well, I have the solution for you! What you need to do is create a thread on this very forum, don’t forget a polarising title to really stick it to the other side, and make sure you offer no room for debate in your post. Simple nicknames for those you don’t understand, or agree with should suffice.
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