Dear King Bruenor
I Shanhaijin, wish to challenge you to a duel to the death. You are nothing more then a foolish king. I spit on you! This will be a fight to the death, so bring your finest sword and shield. As I will bring my finest bow and arrows. After this I will wear your skull, as reminder to all your subjects. Do you wish to accept King? Or as you as yellow as dwarvish ale? It will be a spot of my choosing. Outside of Ironforge, or Stormwind, or Goldshire, or if you want Stranglethorn Vale arena.
PS
Shanhajin, hunter of the Panderan.
A letter was found plastered on a few different buildings in the trade district in Stormwind as well as a few more were found in Iron Forge, and some in goldshire. The orginal version of this letter was sent to Clan Battlehammer Headquarters it’s self. The letter reads:
*Smiles eagerly and fiendishly as he waits in Stormwind's Blue Recluse in. He rubs his palms together, and mutters to himself. He slowly caresses the fiber of his dress.*
Soon I will defeat King Bruenor I will usurp his crown. I will rule over Clan Battlehammer for my self. Their ale will be mine as well...
Soon I will defeat King Bruenor I will usurp his crown. I will rule over Clan Battlehammer for my self. Their ale will be mine as well...
*Arnidan relaxing in the war room of Ironforge reminiscing about more glorious days is interrupted by a letter carrier...
"General... a letter has come for your king" the carrier explains to Arnidan, who is bewildered out of his day dream.
"Give it here lad" as Arnidan snatches the letter with a hint of impatience, more wanting to go back to day dreaming than deal with any business... "probably some admirer..."
Arnidan glances over the letter, smirks, chuckles, wads into a ball, and throws it away... laughing a billowing laugh now, "as if some nobody is deserving of my king's attention"... "I will bother the king with no such fantasy"...he shoo's the carrier away, and then Arnidan goes back to his day dreaming... in a feint volume he says under his breath, "as if trash could fight a king"
"General... a letter has come for your king" the carrier explains to Arnidan, who is bewildered out of his day dream.
"Give it here lad" as Arnidan snatches the letter with a hint of impatience, more wanting to go back to day dreaming than deal with any business... "probably some admirer..."
Arnidan glances over the letter, smirks, chuckles, wads into a ball, and throws it away... laughing a billowing laugh now, "as if some nobody is deserving of my king's attention"... "I will bother the king with no such fantasy"...he shoo's the carrier away, and then Arnidan goes back to his day dreaming... in a feint volume he says under his breath, "as if trash could fight a king"
10/08/2018 06:50 PMPosted by ShanhaijinShanhajin, hunter of the Panderan.
</ponder>
why would he hunt his own kind? hmm
also,
IT'S A TRAP!!!
*Somehow the news of the challenge reach Dalaran.*
Random Passerby A: "Did you hear that!? Random Panda challenged Bruenor to a Duel!"
Random Passerby B: "Oh mai gawd! Scandalous!"
*Upon hearing this Frinkles turns to Bruenor.*
https://twitter.com/Frinkls_ED/status/1049626884227575808
Frinkles: "Bruenor, you heard that right?"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Yea, but are you just gonna take it? That Pandaren has insulted your honour!"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Oh I am totally sorry, but then what would be your answer?"
Bruenor: "Souls fEast on enDless shrieKing, in darKNess they writhe and scream, yOu WiLl join thEm, toGether forEver morE!"
Frinkles: "The Lord of Lords has spoketh! Bruenor accepts your challenge mortal! Be ready to be consumed!"
Random Passerby A: "Did you hear that!? Random Panda challenged Bruenor to a Duel!"
Random Passerby B: "Oh mai gawd! Scandalous!"
*Upon hearing this Frinkles turns to Bruenor.*
https://twitter.com/Frinkls_ED/status/1049626884227575808
Frinkles: "Bruenor, you heard that right?"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Yea, but are you just gonna take it? That Pandaren has insulted your honour!"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Oh I am totally sorry, but then what would be your answer?"
Bruenor: "Souls fEast on enDless shrieKing, in darKNess they writhe and scream, yOu WiLl join thEm, toGether forEver morE!"
Frinkles: "The Lord of Lords has spoketh! Bruenor accepts your challenge mortal! Be ready to be consumed!"
Bruenor voidlord confirmed??10/09/2018 04:51 AMPosted by Frinkles*Somehow the news of the challenge reach Dalaran.*
Random Passerby A: "Did you hear that!? Random Panda challenged Bruenor to a Duel!"
Random Passerby B: "Oh mai gawd! Scandalous!"
*Upon hearing this Frinkles turns to Bruenor.*
https://twitter.com/Frinkls_ED/status/1049626884227575808
Frinkles: "Bruenor, you heard that right?"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Yea, but are you just gonna take it? That Pandaren has insulted your honour!"
Bruenor: "Meh-meh-meh-meh"
Frinkles: "Oh I am totally sorry, but then what would be your answer?"
Bruenor: "Souls fEast on enDless shrieKing, in darKNess they writhe and scream, yOu WiLl join thEm, toGether forEver morE!"
Frinkles: "The Lord of Lords has spoketh! Bruenor accepts your challenge mortal! Be ready to be consumed!"
10/09/2018 07:47 AMPosted by MorgrimBruenor voidlord confirmed??
*Turning to Bruenor*
"Is that true!? Are you a Voidlord!?"
"Meh-meh-meh"
((I didn't even know Frinkles was in the running for God-modder of the Year! Stellar performance! I think you might even have beat out Blom with this one. /snark)) ;)
10/09/2018 04:28 PMPosted by Rhusty((I didn't even know Frinkles was in the running for God-modder of the Year! Stellar performance! I think you might even have beat out Blom with this one. /snark)) ;)
((Its not god modding since I don't claim my satanic goat IS the actual Bruenor, my Satanic goat just happens to be named Bruenor too, no affiliation to CBH/Alliance and/or actual satanic rituals performed in CBH. They are completely different entities, their only commonality may or may not be their religious affiliation.
Further disclaimer, the goat may or may not be just intended as comic relief.
PS* I look forward to epic confrontation between the obvious favorite and the panda!))
"what rituals?!?"
*quickly shuffles he feet across the floor, dispersing the salt lines that seemed to form a weird symbol... a goat moans in the background
"SHUT UP!!!"
*quickly shuffles he feet across the floor, dispersing the salt lines that seemed to form a weird symbol... a goat moans in the background
"SHUT UP!!!"
First a declaration of a schism in the Holy Church, and now you wish to fight the God of Battle in battle? The Lord Tact will smite you with the holy Razor, heretical fur creature. Prepare for your comeuppance!
Another more smaller letter would arrive, but this time solely to the Clan Battlehammer Headquarters. The would say the following:
((I'm just trying to kill off Shanhaijin ;P
but maybe making it eventful :p))
If King Bruenor has scared to challenge me. Perhaps we should settle this in the ancient way. His finest champion, against me. A duel to the death.
P.S
Shanhaijin great hunter of the Pandaren people.
((I'm just trying to kill off Shanhaijin ;P
but maybe making it eventful :p))
Oi, this lad's a feisty one!
Makes me sad that the God's didn't bless such spite with fine Dwarven blood as would be fittin' fer such. Perhaps he's more Dwarf than he knows! I've heard them Panda fella's make a damn fine stout, mayhaps we should be invitin' him ta sample a pint or three.
An Drinkin' Challenge? TO THE DEATH!
</lol>
Makes me sad that the God's didn't bless such spite with fine Dwarven blood as would be fittin' fer such. Perhaps he's more Dwarf than he knows! I've heard them Panda fella's make a damn fine stout, mayhaps we should be invitin' him ta sample a pint or three.
An Drinkin' Challenge? TO THE DEATH!
</lol>
I could heal th' panda an' th' King would still win. *cackle*
Foolish challenge tha' is.
Foolish challenge tha' is.
Especially considering the panda is lvl 13. (states the obvious)
10/14/2018 04:42 AMPosted by BrinhildæEspecially considering the panda is lvl 13. (states the obvious)
Aye! But what yer not considerin' is th' strength of mah shields! Takes more that a few chops of an axe teh get through 'em. Though th' king might cleave one in twain with a single blow.
Yes, I would put my money on Bruenor in this fight. Sorry panda.
Another letter arrives to the to the Clan Battlehammer's Headquarters. A copy was found in plastered in the mage district blue recluse inn entrance.
"King Bruenor! You fool! You don't wish to challenge a great hunter of the Pandaren people? You don't wish to send one of your champions eitheir? What happened? I thought you were a true king? FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH! FOOL!
My good tidings
Shanhaijin."
"King Bruenor! You fool! You don't wish to challenge a great hunter of the Pandaren people? You don't wish to send one of your champions eitheir? What happened? I thought you were a true king? FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH! FOOL!
My good tidings
Shanhaijin."
*Arnidan roams the halls of Ironforge…
"general.... another message has arrived for the king" a messenger runs up to Arnidan
"lets see it" Arnidan grumbles
*Arnidan looks over the letter... a look of boredom even more so than before fall over his face... "idiot" Arnidan exclaims within a sigh, crumbles up the letter and drops on the ground as he continues his walk...
"general.... another message has arrived for the king" a messenger runs up to Arnidan
"lets see it" Arnidan grumbles
*Arnidan looks over the letter... a look of boredom even more so than before fall over his face... "idiot" Arnidan exclaims within a sigh, crumbles up the letter and drops on the ground as he continues his walk...